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ThePro
28/09/2008, 12:55 AM
The Rules Are Simple, Post Funny Quotes :)

Jose 510
28/09/2008, 03:11 AM
KaiserSouse: sometimes when i make a big poop my nose starts to bleed

MPKaboose
29/09/2008, 05:00 AM
Quote from: RayW on July 02, 2008, 09:49:31 am
18.

Oooh.. sorry Do you have a girlfriend? My sister is single...

d0
04/10/2008, 05:57 PM
.....
[21:36] <Andre9977> I'm a GTA:U tester
[21:37] <MetallicBlue> who gets to see it?
[21:37] <Andre9977> could i have it?
[21:37] <Kye> MetallicBlue: me
[21:37] <MetallicBlue> oh
[21:37] <Andre9977> oh
[21:37] <[K4L]Leopard> oh
[21:37] <Vetle> oh
[21:37] <Some0ne> oh
[21:37] <Luxeon> oh
[21:37] <Lon> no
[21:37] <Doerfler> oh
[21:37] <Luxeon> oh
[21:37] <@Kye> ah

xD oh oh oh oh oh oh oh ..... kye ah

[NoV]LaZ
07/10/2008, 06:01 PM
<JavaUser9> mabako is noob
<[USF]Gabriel> ^^
<JaTochNietDan> :O
<mabako> exactly
<JaTochNietDan> where is westie he stole my cat

Being on #sa-mp channel is so fun.. :mrgreen:

Rozzie
07/10/2008, 06:10 PM
Quote from: RayW on July 02, 2008, 09:49:31 am
18.

Oooh.. sorry Do you have a girlfriend? My sister is single...



lol?
that was wierd xD
for a funny queote, view my sig xD

ThePro
07/10/2008, 06:14 PM
Keep your hands on the topic for your own safety.

mave_man
16/10/2008, 04:24 AM
A quote from my Granddad.

Granddad: She looks like Helen.
Auntie: No she doesn't.
Granddad: Yes she does. She'll go with anything with a dick.

Ever since his stroke, he has became very liberal. :p


lol I cannot imagine my granddad say dad o:

[RO]Madalin2009
16/10/2008, 01:00 PM
[20:50] [chat] [FifixD]: how to add a nitro object to car
[20:50] [chat] [[WRC]_Shakal]: get in
[20:50] [chat] [[LVF]Madalin2009]: not a serious one
[20:50] [chat] [[WRC]_DiViDi]: kurrr
[20:51] [chat] [MaVe]: lol ..
[20:51] [chat] [[WRC]_DiViDi]: nie moge wsiasc
[20:51] [chat] [[WRC]_DiViDi]: idziemy z tego serwa
[20:51] [chat] [[WRC]_DiViDi]: ;/
[20:51] [chat] [[WRC]_Shakal]: tera??
[20:51] [chat] [[WRC]_DiViDi]: no
[20:51] [chat] [FifixD]: how to add a nitro to car
[20:51] [chat] [FifixD]: how to add a nitro to car
[20:51] [chat] [[WRC]_DiViDi]: dupa
[20:51] [chat] [FifixD]: how to add a nitro to kart
[20:51] [chat] [FifixD]: how to add a nitro to kart
[20:51] [chat] [FifixD]: how to add a nitro to kart
[20:51] [chat] [FifixD]: how to add a nitro to kartt
[20:51] [chat] [[LVF]Madalin2009]: failed.
[09:56] [part] nick_99 has left the server (4:1)
[09:56] [chat] [woozie]: lets do kart racing in golf club near Vice city
[09:56] [chat] [woozie]: lets do kart racing in golf club near Vice city
[09:56] [NEWS]: Player Brandon1992 started a votekick on [LVF]Madalin2009. [Reason: why not] - 30 seconds Remaining.
[09:56] [chat] [[LVF]Madalin2009]: nooo
[09:56] [chat] [woozie]: haha
[09:56] [chat] [[LVF]Madalin2009]: wut
[09:57] [part] [LVF]Madalin2009 has left the server (3:2)
[09:57] [chat] [Luan5006]: rofl
[09:57] [chat] [Brandon1992]: lol
[09:57] [chat] [woozie]: xDDDDD
Console input: say FUCK YOUBOTH
Console input: say FUCK YOU
Console input: say IM GONNA BAN YOU IDIOTS
[11:53] [chat] [[LVF]System]: Stop shooting on my boat.
[11:54] [chat] [[LVF]System]: I bought it.
[11:54] [chat] [[LVF]System]: Lies.
[11:54] [chat] [[LVF]System]: I only see lies.
[11:55] [chat] [[LVF]System]: A Streak?
[11:55] [chat] [woozie]: SUX
[11:55] [chat] [woozie]: that camera
[11:55] [chat] [woozie]: what the hell
[11:55] [chat] [woozie]: im spectating YOUR train
[11:55] [chat] [[LVF]System]: You bastard.
[11:56] [chat] [woozie]: LOL
[11:56] [chat] [[LVF]System]: Goodbye, my friend.
[11:56] [chat] [[LVF]System]: Is this meant to be New York or what?
[11:56] [chat] [woozie]: wait for me
[11:57] [chat] [[LVF]System]: New York City, here I come.
[11:58] [chat] [[LVF]System]: Oh goodie. What happend with you?
[11:58] [chat] [woozie]: i have speedytram!
[11:58] [death] [LVF]System died 54
[11:58] [chat] [woozie]: nobody will stop me
[11:58] [chat] [[LVF]System]: I will.
[11:58] [chat] [woozie]: Try.
[11:59] [chat] [[LVF]System]: 7kill Woozie.
[11:59] [chat] [woozie]: lol
From my GTA United server logs... -_-

flakey
16/10/2008, 01:10 PM
Jane_Walter: I love sa-mp so much
Jane_Walter: I play this game everyday and never gets bored! I love this game so much!
Jane_Walter:Thanks sa-mp devs for this awesome mod!!! xD
Jone9:Yah I totally agree : )
Jane_Walter: I love you all especially you, kye!
*** Jane_Walter(12) have been kicked by anti-spam protection.


... :roll:

pspleo
17/10/2008, 03:20 PM
Doerfler ]
.....
[21:36] <Andre9977> I'm a GTA:U tester
[21:37] <MetallicBlue> who gets to see it?
[21:37] <Andre9977> could i have it?
[21:37] <Kye> MetallicBlue: me
[21:37] <MetallicBlue> oh
[21:37] <Andre9977> oh
[21:37] <[K4L]Leopard> oh
[21:37] <Vetle> oh
[21:37] <Some0ne> oh
[21:37] <Luxeon> oh
[21:37] <Lon> no
[21:37] <Doerfler> oh
[21:37] <Luxeon> oh
[21:37] <@Kye> ah

xD oh oh oh oh oh oh oh ..... kye ah


That was in my signature :)
And that was funny

@madalins 2nd quote: OWNED

EDIT:

<frank> can you help me install GTA3?
<knightmare> first, shut down all programs you aren't using
frank has quit IRC. (Quit)
<knightmare> ...

shitbird
18/10/2008, 10:18 AM
<Westie> Me dating damo? Sorry. I'm not straight.
<Westie> :3Lul!

Yeatric
25/10/2008, 09:06 PM
where is my post X(
http://forum.sa-mp.com/index.php?topic=76690.0
i need very much script... :|


Recycle Bin :D


holy shit,k where is Recycle Bin.

joemomma53
28/10/2008, 10:17 PM
even better


<GreenHammy> i always thought <3 was a dick and not a love heart

Norn
29/10/2008, 05:01 AM
Unknown: OMFG!!!
Norn: What?
Unknown: I just farted and a wee bit of shit popped out.
Norn: What the fuck?
Unknown: I shall name it, master shart 2000.
Norn: Shart?
Unknown: Mix between a fart and shit, Shart.
Unknown: I sharted again, damn there must be a hole in my boxers.

Dont let the thread go off topic, i was laughing for like the first two pages, then i was sleeping with all the spam.

mamorunl
29/10/2008, 08:29 AM
even better


<GreenHammy> i always thought <3 was a dick and not a love heart



I was really the same as GreenHammy xD

Finn
29/10/2008, 09:40 AM
SpeedDevil ]

even better


<GreenHammy> i always thought <3 was a dick and not a love heart



I was really the same as GreenHammy xD


c===========3 does look like a heart more than <3, doesn't it?

Karlip
02/11/2008, 01:27 PM
[15:17] [join] killer21 has joined the server (0:91.***.***.*3)
[15:20] [chat] [killer21]: HESOYAM

Yaheli_Faro
06/11/2008, 09:08 PM
Today while I was coding and chating with Mave on xFire:


yaheli: wtf?? I can't move my left thumb???!!!
Mave 195.20.108.91:8002: :O
Mave 195.20.108.91:8002: :s
yaheli: fuck!! it hurts!!!
Mave 195.20.108.91:8002: wtf !
Mave 195.20.108.91:8002: :s
Mave 195.20.108.91:8002: call ur mom /dad
yaheli: ah ok... I pulled my thumb muscle xD
Mave 195.20.108.91:8002: lol
yaheli: that hurt alot for such a pathetic incident


And even now my thumb is moderatly sore >.<

Danny_Costelo
11/11/2008, 11:52 PM
This dumbass noob keeps coming into my server with retarded ass names and every time I ban him, he changes his ip and comes in with a new name.
67.191.52.230 [25/10/08 | 21:13:28] Whydidu_banme - INGAME BAN
67.191.7.163 [25/10/08 | 21:16:26] Welthats_notnice - INGAME BAN
24.127.207.2 [25/10/08 | 21:18:14] haveu_seensaw5 - INGAME BAN
71.229.111.18 [25/10/08 | 21:20:03] howabout_scrubs - INGAME BAN


Dunno but if it has been posted but i like his names :P

Yaheli_Faro
18/11/2008, 03:26 PM
A small convo with some random guy on Las Venturas [M]adness :lol:

[2008/11/18][7:15:11]Yaheli: back
[2008/11/18][7:15:15]black_sheep: hi
[2008/11/18][7:15:27]Yaheli: are you new here?
[2008/11/18][7:15:32]black_sheep: no
[2008/11/18][7:15:47]Yaheli: really? I haven't seen you on before...
[2008/11/18][7:15:54]black_sheep: hey its me
[2008/11/18][7:16:14]Yaheli: 'me'?
[2008/11/18][7:16:18]black_sheep: yeah
[2008/11/18][7:17:33]Yaheli: whatever... :p
[2008/11/18][7:17:58]Yaheli: lol, you aren't even registered here :p
[2008/11/18][7:18:5]black_sheep: oh
[2008/11/18][7:18:37]black_sheep: how can i do registered
[2008/11/18][7:18:48]Yaheli: Well anyways... if you really want to help the server tell all your friends to come play
[2008/11/18][7:18:54]Yaheli: /register [password]
[2008/11/18][7:18:56]black_sheep: OK!
[2008/11/18][7:19:5]black_sheep: but..
[2008/11/18][7:19:15]black_sheep: I have no friends
[2008/11/18][7:19:25]Yaheli: XD

R@f
21/11/2008, 08:55 PM
from my GTAU-MP server :P
[16:21] [chat] [_FsK_Raf]: /rcon login iwillbebanned
[16:21] [chat] [_FsK_Raf]: xD
[16:21] [chat] [[K4L]Leopard]: I_I
[16:21] [chat] [[K4L]Leopard]: O_O*
[16:22] RCON (In-Game): Player #5 (Vetle) <iwillbebanned> failed login.

R@f

Pixels^
27/11/2008, 06:13 PM
[K4L]Leopard says: you maybe know anywhere in SA where glowing ball is?
Pixels^ says: nope
Pixels^ says: CJ's pants?
Pixels^ says: wait, can't go there
[K4L]Leopard says: LOL

siLvia
27/11/2008, 06:18 PM
[16:00] **(PM)** From Tsk(2) To AlphaRomeo(5) - bribe?
[16:00] **(PM)** From AlphaRomeo(5) Tsk(2) - maybe
[16:00] Most Wanted suspect AlphaRomeo(5) has been sent to Alcatraz by Officer Tsk(2)
[16:00] AlphaRomeo(5) - FUCK IT
[16:01] AlphaRomeo(5) - FUCK THE BRIBE FUCK YOU

MPKaboose
06/12/2008, 12:22 PM
When i start GTA San andreas with the SA:MP, and when i click new game, it crash.


WTF :lol:

//ArcticFox

Mikep
06/12/2008, 02:26 PM
[18:39] RCON (In-Game): Player [Pridit] sent command: logout

my friend talking to himself:


10841 [20:49] [part] Mike has left the server (2:1)
10842 [20:56] [chat] [[MAR]123robot]: Holy shit!
10843 [20:56] [chat] [[MAR]123robot]: How long have I been gone for?
10844 [20:56] [chat] [[MAR]123robot]: No-one here
10845 [20:56] [chat] [[MAR]123robot]: Well, i'll just enjoy talking to myself and racing...by myself
10846 [20:58] [chat] [[MAR]123robot]: OMG
10847 [20:58] [chat] [[MAR]123robot]: Mike made this...
10848 [20:58] [chat] [[MAR]123robot]: Crazy b*tch...
10849 [21:00] [chat] [[MAR]123robot]: -_-
10850 [21:00] [chat] [[MAR]123robot]: Your kidding me!
10851 [21:02] [chat] [[MAR]123robot]: *yawn*
10852 [21:04] [chat] [[MAR]123robot]: I hope Ashley comes back soon, cause i'm bored
10853 [21:04] [chat] [[MAR]123robot]: Or atleast Mike
10854 [21:04] [chat] [[MAR]123robot]: ANYONE!
10855 [21:07] [chat] [[MAR]123robot]: Omg
10856 [21:08] [chat] [[MAR]123robot]: How the f**k am I supposed to get up there other then /fly or /jetp or a heli or a plane or anything else?
10857 [21:08] [chat] [[MAR]123robot]: Well, f**k that. I'm /flying
10858 [21:09] [chat] [[MAR]123robot]: Yay!
10859 [21:10] [chat] [[MAR]123robot]: Hopefully, the next CP is the end, and the next CP is like 1000000 miles away
10860 [21:13] [chat] [[MAR]123robot]: YES! OH f**k YES!
10861 [21:13] [chat] [[MAR]123robot]: IT'S OVER! YAY!
10862 [21:13] [chat] [[MAR]123robot]: idk why i'm doing this when I just completed a 12 hour race
10863 [21:15] [join] Mike has joined the server (0:*.*.*.*)
10864 [21:15] RCON (In-Game): Player #0 (Mike) has logged in.
10865 [21:15] [chat] [[MAR]123robot]: YAY! Someone's here!
10866 [21:15] [chat] [Mike]: orly
10867 [21:15] [chat] [Mike]: ima make a race
10868 [21:15] [chat] [[MAR]123robot]: I was talking to myself...
10869 [21:16] [chat] [Mike]: lkol
10870 [21:16] [chat] [Mike]: brb

Rozzie
13/12/2008, 06:15 PM
<wHoOpeR> my gta sa is gone
<TomNidi> I need a help with MYSQL
<wHoOpeR> my mom took it
<wHoOpeR> and uninstalled it
<wHoOpeR> lol
<wHoOpeR> rlly...

<joemomma53> for soem reason i cant type today
<PeaToN^> sure, to much viagra.
<joemomma53> probably, cause i had 2 monsters

EPIC!

joemomma53
13/12/2008, 09:39 PM
<wHoOpeR> my gta sa is gone
<TomNidi> I need a help with MYSQL
<wHoOpeR> my mom took it
<wHoOpeR> and uninstalled it
<wHoOpeR> lol
<wHoOpeR> rlly...

<joemomma53> for soem reason i cant type today
<PeaToN^> sure, to much viagra.
<joemomma53> probably, cause i had 2 monsters

EPIC!


lmfao, monster is an energy drink

Rozzie
13/12/2008, 10:07 PM
<wHoOpeR> my gta sa is gone
<TomNidi> I need a help with MYSQL
<wHoOpeR> my mom took it
<wHoOpeR> and uninstalled it
<wHoOpeR> lol
<wHoOpeR> rlly...

<joemomma53> for soem reason i cant type today
<PeaToN^> sure, to much viagra.
<joemomma53> probably, cause i had 2 monsters

EPIC!


lmfao, monster is an energy drink

still XD
well look at my sig now, i rofled!

cmg4life
14/12/2008, 12:14 AM
OMG im laughin ma ass round here :lol: :lol: damn funny, that Shit fart shart xDD


X: Does SendClientMessage send a client message ?
Me: No
X: Ah okey

joemomma53
14/12/2008, 02:45 AM
<wHoOpeR> my gta sa is gone
<TomNidi> I need a help with MYSQL
<wHoOpeR> my mom took it
<wHoOpeR> and uninstalled it
<wHoOpeR> lol
<wHoOpeR> rlly...

<joemomma53> for soem reason i cant type today
<PeaToN^> sure, to much viagra.
<joemomma53> probably, cause i had 2 monsters

EPIC!


lmfao, monster is an energy drink

still XD
well look at my sig now, i rofled!


It's not in there

Danut
14/12/2008, 08:41 AM
X: Does SendClientMessage send a client message ?
Me: No
X: Ah okey


Rofl :) SendAFukingMsg is to send a client message :mrgreen: trust me :lol:

TrueCoppa
01/02/2009, 09:33 PM
[09:04:27pm] <%ClaudeSpeed> That was a close one, Truecoppa, but you're safe this time!
[09:04:29pm] <&Truecoppa> !RussianR
[09:04:31pm] <%ClaudeSpeed> That was a close one, Truecoppa, but you're safe this time!
[09:04:34pm] <&Truecoppa> phew
[09:04:35pm] <&Truecoppa> !RussianR
[09:04:36pm] <%ClaudeSpeed> That was a close one, Truecoppa, but you're safe this time!
[09:04:40pm] <&Truecoppa> !RussianR
[09:04:40pm] <%ClaudeSpeed> That was a close one, Truecoppa, but you're safe this time!
[09:04:42pm] <&Truecoppa> !RussianR
[09:04:42pm] <%ClaudeSpeed> That was a close one, Truecoppa, but you're safe this time!
[09:04:43pm] <&Truecoppa> !RussianR
[09:04:44pm] <%ClaudeSpeed> That was a close one, Truecoppa, but you're safe this time!
Sorry for mah lack of tags [ TT ] is a BB code lol.
ClaudeSpeed = my bot all scripts in him are my own but Bill_ helped me with it (Bill are have tags too)
Anyways, I'm a really lucky dude. 5 shots without teh die!
luck changes here though
[09:04:45pm] <&Truecoppa> !RussianR
[09:04:45pm] <%ClaudeSpeed> BANG! You're dead, Truecoppa!

lfcbill
01/02/2009, 11:01 PM
[09:04:27pm] <%ClaudeSpeed> That was a close one, Truecoppa, but you're safe this time!
[09:04:29pm] <&Truecoppa> !RussianR
[09:04:31pm] <%ClaudeSpeed> That was a close one, Truecoppa, but you're safe this time!
[09:04:34pm] <&Truecoppa> phew
[09:04:35pm] <&Truecoppa> !RussianR
[09:04:36pm] <%ClaudeSpeed> That was a close one, Truecoppa, but you're safe this time!
[09:04:40pm] <&Truecoppa> !RussianR
[09:04:40pm] <%ClaudeSpeed> That was a close one, Truecoppa, but you're safe this time!
[09:04:42pm] <&Truecoppa> !RussianR
[09:04:42pm] <%ClaudeSpeed> That was a close one, Truecoppa, but you're safe this time!
[09:04:43pm] <&Truecoppa> !RussianR
[09:04:44pm] <%ClaudeSpeed> That was a close one, Truecoppa, but you're safe this time!
Sorry for mah lack of tags [ TT ] is a BB code lol.
ClaudeSpeed = my bot all scripts in him are my own but Bill_ helped me with it (Bill are have tags too)
Anyways, I'm a really lucky dude. 5 shots without teh die!
luck changes here though
[09:04:45pm] <&Truecoppa> !RussianR
[09:04:45pm] <%ClaudeSpeed> BANG! You're dead, Truecoppa!



Ehhm, I don't get why it's funny.

DMSOrg
02/02/2009, 10:59 PM
"You are what you is"

a kid in my class... he's very disrespectful and a bit crazy but I found this funny...

-Sneaky-
02/02/2009, 11:01 PM
<[W]IDmad> assraping is a lot worse then burning, trust me.

DMSOrg
02/02/2009, 11:39 PM
drink bleach? ok it may smell good but... ewwww!

AlExAlExAlEx
03/02/2009, 04:16 AM
My sig.

TrueCoppa
08/02/2009, 08:48 PM
Damn man, this dude really needs to stop trying to h4x oper on my IRCd.
[08:34:51pm] -irc.ServerX.com- Failed OPER attempt by SkyRyder (skyryder@ool-457b2b78.dyn.optonline.net) [unknown oper]
xD.
Please note he does have oper just be obv tried putting an invalid nick down

x-cutter
09/02/2009, 02:45 AM
[21:10:04] (( OOC~Randy_Carter : holy shit))
[21:10:10] (( OOC~Sal_Trapani : wut?))
[21:10:11] (( OOC~Randy_Carter : don't go inside the driving school))
[21:10:14] (( OOC~Sal_Trapani : why))
[21:10:22] (( OOC~Randy_Carter : I didn't found the bathroom))
[21:18:38] (( OOC~Randy_Carter : huh maybe))
[21:18:46] (( OOC~Sal_Trapani : K-Jah + SF = Fit perfectly))
[21:18:49] (( OOC~Sal_Trapani : lol))
[21:18:55] (( OOC~Randy_Carter : lol))
[21:19:08] (( OOC~Sal_Trapani : naw, i guess i was weong))
[21:19:21] (( OOC~Randy_Carter : I CANT GET THIS FLOWER OUT))
[21:19:26] (( OOC~Sal_Trapani : huh?))
[21:19:34] (( OOC~Randy_Carter : ...nothing))
[21:19:34] (( OOC~Sal_Trapani : whos that other guy in ur story BTW?))
[21:19:47] (( OOC~Sal_Trapani : oh i know that commercial lol))
[21:19:49] (( OOC~Randy_Carter : bob gaynay))

[21:26:08] Randy_Carter died
[21:26:08] [death] Randy_Carter died 255
[21:26:12] (( OOC~Randy_Carter : FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK))
[21:27:15] (( OOC~Randy_Carter : i crapped my drivig license test right at the end of it))
[21:27:18] (( OOC~Sal_Trapani : u crapped your driving license? wow must have hurted))
[02:53:05] Incomming connection: *.*.*.*
[02:53:05] [join] Dominik has joined the server (*.*.*.*)
[02:53:05] Dominik has joined the West Side Stories RPG Server
[02:53:05] ~Dominik has left the server. (Kicked - Invalid Nick)~
[02:53:05] [part] Dominik has left the server (0:2)
[02:53:06] Incomming connection: *.*.*.*
[02:53:06] [join] Robert has joined the server (*.*.*.*)
[02:53:06] Robert has joined the West Side Stories RPG Server
[02:53:06] ~Robert has left the server. (Kicked - Invalid Nick)~
[02:53:06] [part] Robert has left the server (0:2)
[02:56:03] Incomming connection: *.*.*.*
[02:56:03] [join] kfkfkf has joined the server (*.*.*.*)
[02:56:03] kfkfkf has joined the West Side Stories RPG Server
[02:56:03] ~kfkfkf has left the server. (Kicked - Invalid Nick)~
[02:56:03] [part] kfkfkf has left the server (0:2)
[02:56:43] Incomming connection: *.*.*.*
[02:56:43] [join] Rafix095 has joined the server (*.*.*.*)
[02:56:43] Rafix095 has joined the West Side Stories RPG Server
[02:56:43] ~Rafix095 has left the server. (Kicked - Invalid Nick)~
[02:56:43] [part] Rafix095 has left the server (0:2)
[02:56:50] Incomming connection: *.*.*.*
[02:56:50] [join] hhh has joined the server (*.*.*.*)
[02:56:50] hhh has joined the West Side Stories RPG Server
[02:56:50] ~hhh has left the server. (Kicked - Invalid Nick)~
[02:56:50] [part] hhh has left the server (0:2)
[03:24:28] Payday
[03:51:16] Incomming connection: *.*.*.*
[03:51:16] [join] marcel has joined the server (0:89.79.131.7)
[03:51:16] marcel has joined the West Side Stories RPG Server
[03:51:16] ~marcel has left the server. (Kicked - Invalid Nick)~
[03:51:16] [part] marcel has left the server (0:2)
[14:48:44] ~Sal_Trapani has left the server. (Leaving)~
[14:48:44] [part] Sal_Trapani has left the server (2:1)
[14:48:52] (( OOC~Ryan_Maxwell : BTW... Amoud=....))
[14:49:17] (( OOC~Amoud_Arativ : ??))
[14:49:23] (( OOC~Amoud_Arativ : who i am?))
[14:49:26] (( OOC~Ryan_Maxwell : Who are u? :P))
[14:49:34] (( OOC~Amoud_Arativ : im you))
[14:49:40] (( OOC~Ryan_Maxwell : Oh.. right. I always knew my head's voices were real))
[14:49:43] (( OOC~Amoud_Arativ : lol?))
[14:49:44] (( OOC~Ryan_Maxwell : (( OOC~Ryan_Maxwell : lol )) double ooc-ing))
[14:49:44] Incomming connection: *.*.*.*
[14:49:44] [join] Sal_Trapani has joined the server (*.*.*.*)
[14:49:44] Sal_Trapani has joined the West Side Stories RPG Server
[14:49:49] (( OOC~Sal_Trapani : i did /q instead of /kill))
[14:49:53] (( OOC~Sal_Trapani : -.-))
[14:49:56] Sal_Trapani(50){\} logged in
[14:50:02] Player Sal_Trapani(2) was unable to spawn since he/she is not an Official sfPD
[14:50:13] (( OOC~Ryan_Maxwell : Im loling instead of -.-ing))
[14:51:53] (( OOC~Sal_Trapani : big bear?))
[14:52:03] (( OOC~Amoud_Arativ : lol he cant wrote<))
[14:52:13] (( OOC~Sal_Trapani : "he cant write"))
[14:52:16] (( OOC~Sal_Trapani : lol))
[14:52:30] (( OOC~Amoud_Arativ : im a fucking french -canadian men))
[14:52:39] (( OOC~Sal_Trapani : sorry))
[14:59:32] (( OOC~Ray_Trapetto : If you kick I DDoS server))
[14:59:39] (( OOC~Sal_Trapani : Spidah))
[14:59:41] (( OOC~Ryan_Maxwell : Spidah Wannabe XD))
[14:59:44] (( OOC~Sal_Trapani : lol))
[14:59:48] (( OOC~Amoud_Arativ : wanna be spidah))
[14:59:49] (( OOC~Sal_Trapani : Dumb SA-MP nerd.))
[15:00:05] (( OOC~Sal_Trapani : Go play WoW you useless waste of a life/piece of shit.))
[15:00:10] (( OOC~Ryan_Maxwell : I remember when i owned spidah))

TrueCoppa
09/02/2009, 02:13 PM
[quote][02:53:05] Incomming connection: *.*.*.*
[02:53:05] [join] Dominik has joined the server (*.*.*.*)
[02:53:05] Dominik has joined the West Side Stories RPG Server
[02:53:05] ~Dominik has left the server. (Kicked - Invalid Nick)~
[02:53:05] [part] Dominik has left the server (0:2)
[02:53:06] Incomming connection: *.*.*.*
[02:53:06] [join] Robert has joined the server (*.*.*.*)
[02:53:06] Robert has joined the West Side Stories RPG Server
[02:53:06] ~Robert has left the server. (Kicked - Invalid Nick)~
[02:53:06] [part] Robert has left the server (0:2)
[02:56:03] Incomming connection: *.*.*.*
[02:56:03] [join] kfkfkf has joined the server (*.*.*.*)
[02:56:03] kfkfkf has joined the West Side Stories RPG Server
[02:56:03] ~kfkfkf has left the server. (Kicked - Invalid Nick)~
[02:56:03] [part] kfkfkf has left the server (0:2)
[02:56:43] Incomming connection: *.*.*.*
[02:56:43] [join] Rafix095 has joined the server (*.*.*.*)
[02:56:43] Rafix095 has joined the West Side Stories RPG Server
[02:56:43] ~Rafix095 has left the server. (Kicked - Invalid Nick)~
[02:56:43] [part] Rafix095 has left the server (0:2)
[02:56:50] Incomming connection: *.*.*.*
[02:56:50] [join] hhh has joined the server (*.*.*.*)
[02:56:50] hhh has joined the West Side Stories RPG Server
[02:56:50] ~hhh has left the server. (Kicked - Invalid Nick)~
[02:56:50] [part] hhh has left the server (0:2)
[03:24:28] Payday
[03:51:16] Incomming connection: *.*.*.*
[03:51:16] [join] marcel has joined the server (0:89.79.131.7)
[03:51:16] marcel has joined the West Side Stories RPG Server
[03:51:16] ~marcel has left the server. (Kicked - Invalid Nick)~
[03:51:16] [part] marcel has left the server (0:2)
I lol'd at that one xD

pspleo
16/05/2009, 06:46 PM
Collection of text files i found:


<joemomma53> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPYSmE8mRM4&feature=related
<joemomma53> ROFL
<Karlip> ROFL
<Karlip> Leopard
<Karlip> and he's a cheater too
<Karlip> :D
<Karlip> xD
<Karlip> lol
=-= Karlip was booted from #sa-mp by spork007 (Stop flooding!)



<Karlip> Pizza Boy
<Leopard> pizza boy
<ThePro> pizzaboy
<QuizBot> ThePro is the winner!! Vehicle Name: Pizzaboy
<QuizBot> ThePro won the SA CAR Quiz! !cookie
<QuizBot> New Quiz starting in 10 seconds!



<LagBot> Quiz started in QuizChannel #sa-mp.quiz
<LagBot> Vehicle is...
<LagBot> http://frsdm.co.uk/SA_Cars/211.jpg
<LagBot> GO GO GO! 20 Seconds!!!
<Karlip> Leopard: !nick Faggot
<Leopard> farm plow
<LagBot> Leopard is the winner!! Vehicle Name: Farm Plow
<LagBot> Leopard won the SA CAR Quiz! !cookie
<LagBot> New Quiz starting in 10 seconds!
<Karlip> Farm trailer
<Leopard> LOOL!!
<Peppy|Puppy> tracottrailerbullshitpeiceofcockwench
<Karlip> U fucking farmer fuck off

<Leopard> is it me or is sa-mp forum not working
[ERROR] Connection to irc://irc.sa-mp.com/ (irc://irc.sa-mp.com/) reset. [Help]
-->| YOU (Leopard_) have joined #sa-mp
=-= Topic for #sa-mp is The Official SA-MP Channel | Current release: 0.2X | http://www.sa-mp.com/download.php | Need help? Don't ask to ask, just ask. | SA-MP 0.2X released | Scripting channel: #sa-mp.scripting | No bots please! | Please use English here |
=-= Topic for #sa-mp was set by Kye on den 5 april 2009 18:17:12
-->| Fluxx (chatzilla@ffs-E16CABB3.range86-148.btcentralplus.com) has joined #sa-mp
-->| Incognito (someone@ffs-FA9794AE.client.mchsi.com) has joined #sa-mp
|<-- kc has left irc.sa-mp.com (Ping timeout)
<Leopard_> wtf
|<-- King`training has left irc.sa-mp.com (Ping timeout)
|<-- [tdH]Shootnik has left irc.sa-mp.com (Ping timeout)
|<-- Cyrix404 has left irc.sa-mp.com (Ping timeout)
-->| Overnigga (Overkill@ffs-5C8FAB28.zone5.bethere.co.uk) has joined #sa-mp
|<-- Doerfler has left irc.sa-mp.com (Ping timeout)
<G-sTyLeZzZ> ping timeout time!
|<-- Leopard has left irc.sa-mp.com (Ping timeout)
|<-- Overkill has left irc.sa-mp.com (Ping timeout)
=-= Overnigga is now known as Overkill
|<-- Killerkid has left irc.sa-mp.com (Ping timeout)
=-= YOU are now known as Leopard
|<-- KStats has left irc.sa-mp.com (Ping timeout)
<Leopard> sa-mp.com got down
<Leopard> or something
|<-- Mow has left irc.sa-mp.com (Ping timeout)
|<-- Wesley has left irc.sa-mp.com (Ping timeout)
<Clum> i thought it was just me
|<-- Redirect_Right has left irc.sa-mp.com (Ping timeout)
<Leopard> me too
<Clum> wtf ping timeouts
|<-- kenny01 has left irc.sa-mp.com (Ping timeout)
|<-- LnXlet has left irc.sa-mp.com (Ping timeout)
<Karlip> the <censored>
<Antironix> jup down
|<-- slein has left irc.sa-mp.com (Ping timeout)
|<-- Pip has left irc.sa-mp.com (Ping timeout)
<Karlip> internet list is down too
<Clum> :/
|<-- Incognito` has left irc.sa-mp.com (Ping timeout)
<Karlip> everything is


Players Online: 230 Servers Online: 89

<Trix> That is the most useless thing i think i've ever seen.
<Woet> Trix: welcome to #sa-mp



Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi stranger
You: hi stranger #2
You: and i'm not stranger
You: my name is "You"
Stranger: no, my name is you and you are stranger
You: no
You: :(
You: omegle is messed up
Stranger: wow this is confusing, so we are both you and stranger
You: yea
You: goddamint
Stranger: im sorry, but i dont think our souls are compatible, if we are both you and stranger this is going to strain our relationship and i cant have that kind of environment with my children
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey ey
Stranger: i hate when i'm having a good convo, and my internet dies
You: that sucks
You: a/s/l?
Stranger: i know
Stranger: no, i have cable internet, not asl
Stranger: its like 50 times faster
You: no..
You: a/s/l

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: hea
Stranger: asl
You: i was going to ask that
You: 14/Male/Sweden
Stranger: 12male holland
You: ah
You: ok
Stranger: like soccer
You: no
Stranger: fuck you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: 14/male/sweden
Stranger: ho'd like a cam strip
You: cam strip?
Stranger: well, you are lucky because i am so horny i can't wai
Stranger: bye

*ToM*
16/05/2009, 10:59 PM
lol

LOL !!!!! uhsuhsahuasuhashuashuasuhhuashuashuasuhashusauhash uuhas :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

ICECOLDKILLAK8
17/05/2009, 12:22 AM
Jane_Walter: I love sa-mp so much
Jane_Walter: I play this game everyday and never gets bored! I love this game so much!
Jane_Walter:Thanks sa-mp devs for this awesome mod!!! xD
Jone9:Yah I totally agree : )
Jane_Walter: I love you all especially you, kye!
*** Jane_Walter(12) have been kicked by anti-spam protection.


... :roll:

LOL, Heres another one


Post the IP of this server please.

Ez dawg, u da developer? G homie, u b smokin some hot shit for games dawg.. you could become like a billionaire, Respect homie +1

[IB]Scorcher
17/05/2009, 07:14 AM
Lol @ Jane.

RobertGraham
18/05/2009, 02:13 AM
KOCKGOBLIN: wut teh fux is with your name?
KOCKGOBLIN: Facial Feces, lol
[FacialFeces]MarbleCock: Yes
[FacialFeces]MarbleCock: You probably have noticed
KOCKGOBLIN: P.I.N.G.A.S.
[FacialFeces]MarbleCock: My name hasn't been Pyrokid in about 2 weeks
[FacialFeces]MarbleCock: I'm going on a crazy streak
KOCKGOBLIN: errr, please just dont bomb anyone, k?
[FacialFeces]MarbleCock: Bomb anyone?
[FacialFeces]MarbleCock: With my feces?
KOCKGOBLIN: WFT... BOOM!
KOCKGOBLIN: yeah, like that^
[FacialFeces]MarbleCock: Waffle
KOCKGOBLIN: wut teh fux, lol

dugi
09/06/2009, 11:27 AM
[13:04] <Gijs> Guys
[13:04] <Gijs> how much players i can hold with this:
[13:04] * Felle-not_work is now known as Felle
[13:04] <Gijs> intel core 2 duo e8400 2x3,00ghz
[13:04] <Gijs> 4gb ram
[13:04] <Gijs> ati radeon 4830hd
[13:04] <Gijs> 750gb hdd
[13:04] <Gijs> and Internet Speed: http://www.speedtest.net/result/491851663.png
[13:05] <Woet> Gijs
[13:05] <Gijs> ?
[13:05] <Woet> stop using your home windows computer for hosting businesses
[13:05] <Gijs> why ?
[13:06] <Woet> is that your computer?
[13:06] <kc> not many with that internet speed
[13:06] <Gijs> yeah Woet
[13:06] <Felle> lololol
[13:06] <Gijs> is that internet Bad :S?
[13:06] <kc> ehehehe
[13:06] <Woet> so how come you're testing your internet speed with a bulgaria server?
[13:06] <Woet> with 5ms
[13:06] <kc> well considering real hosts use 100mbps minimum, yes it is bad
[13:06] <Gijs> it's from a friend he asks how many peole he can host
[13:06] <Woet> ...
[13:06] <Woet> hahahaaha
[13:06] <Felle> haahahaha lmfao
[13:07] <Woet> [13:06:07] <Woet> is that your computer?
[13:07] <Woet> [13:06:23] <Gijs> yeah Woet
[13:07] <Felle> ROFL
[13:07] <Woet> just like that other friend that wanted to know a good windows webhosting panel?
[13:07] <Felle> ahahahaha
[13:07] <Woet> damn, you help your friends out a lot
[13:07] <Woet> how nice of you
[13:07] <Gijs> no that was a other one xD
[13:07] <Woet> exactly
[13:07] <Woet> so
[13:07] <kc> if you really wanted to help your friends
[13:07] <kc> tell them to give up
[13:07] <Woet> lol
[13:07] <Woet> Gijs
[13:07] <kc> their efforts are futile
[13:07] <Woet> it's your computer
[13:07] <Woet> and your internet is in bulgaria?
[13:07] <Woet> right.
[13:08] <Gijs> no the computer is from the guy in bulgaria to
[13:08] <Woet> so you lied to me?
[13:08] <Felle> he's now thinking of which lie is worst
[13:08] <Gijs> no
[13:08] <Woet> [13:06:07] <Woet> is that your computer?
[13:08] <Woet> [13:06:23] <Gijs> yeah Woet
[13:08] <Woet> but yea
[13:08] <Woet> that pc lacks a proper GFX
[13:08] <Woet> a 4830 radeon will never be able to host many players
[13:08] <Woet> like
[13:09] <Woet> a maximum of 10
[13:09] <Woet> or 20
[13:09] <Gijs> so it isn't good for a Hosting
[13:09] <Woet> nope
[13:09] <Woet> you need a better video card
[13:09] <Gijs> But the speed is good right?
[13:09] <Woet> it's okay
[13:09] <Gijs> why it is only for hosting not for gaming
[13:09] <Woet> well
[13:09] <Woet> the server requires a good video card
[13:09] <kc> yea
[13:09] <Woet> you essentially are playing the game
[13:09] <Woet> for every player ingame
[13:09] <Woet> so if you got 10 players
[13:09] <kc> 9800GTX minimum
[13:09] <Woet> you're actually running 10 GTA games
[13:09] <Woet> so you need a good video card
[13:09] <Gijs> omg i din't know that :S
[13:10] <Gijs> so how much players he can hold?
[13:10] <Gijs> you think
[13:10] <Woet> well
[13:10] <kc> I would aim for a high end nvidia quatro
[13:10] <Woet> 10 or 20 at most
[13:10] <Felle> LOL
[13:10] <Woet> so i suggest you buy a better video card
[13:10] <Woet> like a 120GTX
[13:10] <Gijs> lol but Dedicated Servers has a Video card ?
[13:11] <Woet> yea
[13:11] <Felle> rofl'd
[13:11] <Woet> mine have 4 120GTX in SLI
[13:11] <Woet> but that means it can host quite a lot of players :P
[13:11] <Gijs> hmm strange i never seen any Video Card at a Dedicated server
[13:12] <Gijs> so i don't believe it sorry :S
[13:12] <Woet> well, those dedicated servers weren't for SA-MP, were they?
[13:12] <kc> so you are going to run a sa-mp server on a server without a gfx card? AHAHHAHAAH
[13:12] <Woet> lmao
[13:12] <Woet> indeed
[13:12] <Woet> good luck
[13:12] <Gijs> can u give me a Website where u see they have a Dedicated?
[13:12] <Woet> www.dell.com[/url][url=http://] (http://)
[13:13] <Woet> you don't need the server part though
[13:13] <Woet> cause that's for real servers
[13:13] <Woet> you would need a desktop for SA-MP servers
[13:13] <Gijs> no a site with a dedciated and they use a Video cars
[13:13] <Woet> because only those come with GFX
[13:13] <Gijs> *card
[13:13] <Woet> well, i buy my own desktops at dell
[13:13] <Woet> and alienware
[13:13] <Woet> and then hook them up to my internet
[13:15] <Woet> http://www.speedtest.net/result/410702403.png
[13:15] <Woet> my speed
[13:15] <Gijs> OMFG!
[13:15] <Woet> but luckely you got a good speed already
[13:15] <Gijs> what u do with that?
[13:15] <LobbyZ> Woet has 2 ISP
[13:15] <Woet> well, host SA-MP servers of course
[13:15] <Gijs> computer/speed ?
[13:15] <LobbyZ> he tends to bribe them for speeeeeeeed
[13:15] <Felle> San Jose, you say Woet, with 300 miles distance?
[13:15] <Woet> yes Felle
[13:15] <Felle> that's interesting
[13:15] <Gijs> oh that is a dedicated server?
[13:15] <Woet> at my other home
[13:15] <Woet> yea, it is
[13:16] <Felle> oh, right, you have another hom
[13:16] <Felle> e
[13:16] <Woet> the fastest one with those 120 GTX's in SLI
[13:16] <LobbyZ> Ah
[13:16] <LobbyZ> he has home in USA?
[13:16] <LobbyZ> silly woet
[13:16] <Ettans> Woet's second home is tussenhaakjes
[13:16] <Woet> would be quite shitty having such internet speed with a Radeon 4830 :P
[13:16] <LobbyZ> Yeah
[13:16] <Woet> so just buy a new video card, or two, and you can host a decent amount of players
[13:16] <LobbyZ> you get more internet speed with a better graphic card
[13:16] <Gijs> when i wasn't banned on the SA-MP Forum i never see anything there about needing a Video Card for servers
[13:17] <LobbyZ> thats for linux
[13:17] <LobbyZ> can you handle linux
[13:17] <Gijs> me?
[13:17] <LobbyZ> yes you
[13:17] <Woet> well, Gijs, there are little people that host big SA-MP servers
[13:17] <LobbyZ> discrimination
[13:17] <LobbyZ> you hate midgets!
[13:17] <Woet> there is a topic stickied now
[13:17] <Woet> 'Can your video card take a big server?'
[13:17] <Gijs> ok what topic?
[13:17] <Woet> with comparisons and such
[13:18] <Ettans> http://forum.sa-mp.com/index.php?board=54.0
[13:18] <Woet> yea
[13:18] <Ettans> I hope you'll find the right topic, shouldn't be too hard.
[13:19] <Woet> so are you gonna sell servers Gijs?
[13:19] <Gijs> no not sell
[13:19] <Gijs> it is for my own server
[13:19] <Woet> then what do you want to do?
[13:19] <Woet> oh i see
[13:19] <LobbyZ> lol
[13:20] <Gijs> no Woet
[13:20] <Gijs> i don't sell
[13:20] <Woet> :(
[13:20] <Woet> too bad
[13:20] <Woet> tell me when you do
[13:20] <Gijs> but i don't believe in the Video Card Shit
[13:20] <Woet> Gijs: then why are you asking a question?

MPKaboose
09/06/2009, 11:37 AM
I lold can my video card run my server xD nice one dugi

[RO]Madalin2009
17/06/2009, 06:59 AM
[19:15:05]
~[N] ????-???M?- ? ?aR says: i will shout ur hands(so u stop scriptin) sarah head (so u cant live) and viagra...blah blah

Burridge
05/07/2009, 08:26 PM
The Only Thing That Gives Me Plesure Is Having Sexual intercourse In the Earhole.

Klutty
05/07/2009, 08:28 PM
Burridge ]

The Only Thing That Gives Me Plesure Is Having Sexual intercourse In the Earhole.



:D


Why does that penis look like a rocket?



Damn! My porno compiler is not working!

Burridge
05/07/2009, 08:34 PM
My porno compiler is not working.


lmao

-Sneaky-
06/07/2009, 08:06 AM
(08:14:05) <Woet> you got singapore
(08:14:21) <Redirect_Left> Isn't that in Africa @|

:roll:

MPKaboose
30/08/2009, 01:36 PM
hy everywone i need help ....where i can found auto-aim cheat for sa-mp ? please i need help :)
thanks

Correlli
08/09/2009, 02:17 PM
pls visit my server...i will make you an admin 127.0.0.1:7777

[XST]O_x
30/09/2009, 09:43 PM
Quote from my server

<3xPloSioNxXx Has joined The 3xTreMe sTuNtIng w0rLd Server>
<3xPloSioNxXx>Hey linkin!
<Linkindark1122>Hey!
<[3sW]Stefan Has joined The 3xTreMe sTuNtIng w0rLd Server>
<3xPloSioNxXx>Lol stefan hey
<[3sW]Stefan Have been kicked from the server![REASON:Max failed logins]>
<3xPloSioNxXx>Lol
<Linkindark1122>Lol!
<[3sW]Stefan Has joined The 3xTreMe sTuNtIng w0rLd Server>
<3xPloSioNxXx>wb
<[3sW]Stefan Have been kicked from the server![REASON:Max failed logins]>
<3xPloSioNxXx>omfg
<Linkindark1122>xDD
<[3sW]Stefan Has joined The 3xTreMe sTuNtIng w0rLd Server>
<3xPloSioNxXx>JUST DONT LOG IN!
<[3sW]Stefan Have been kicked from the server![REASON:Max failed logins]>
<3xPloSioNxXx>Holy shit
<Linkindark1122>dumb
<[3sW]Stefan Has joined The 3xTreMe sTuNtIng w0rLd Server>
<3xPloSioNxXx>...
<[3sW]Stefan Have been kicked from the server![REASON:Max failed logins]>
<Linkindark1122>hell no
<3xPloSioNxXx>Ill ban him,its probably a hacker,its not stefan.
<Linkindark1122>Ok lol
<[3sW]Stefan Has joined The 3xTreMe sTuNtIng w0rLd Server>
<3xPloSioNxXx>t/ban 2 Fake!
<[3sW]Stefan Have been kicked from the server![REASON:Max failed logins]>
<3xPloSioNxXx>OMFG
<Linkindark1122>LOL!xDDD
<[3sW]Stefan Has joined The 3xTreMe sTuNtIng w0rLd Server>
<Linkindark1122 Have been banned from this server By administrator "3xPloSioNxXx".[REASON:Fake!]
<[3sW]Stefan Have been kicked from the server![REASON:Max failed logins]>
<3xPloSioNxXx>FUCK!
<[3sW]Stefan Has joined The 3xTreMe sTuNtIng w0rLd Server>
<[3sW]Stefan>Hey
<3xPloSioNxXx>hey
<[3sW]Stefan>hows a going
<3xPloSioNxXx>nothing special

[XST]O_x
05/10/2009, 02:35 PM
Hey here another post by me,anyone that want to advertise there server post your ip here and people will hopefuly go on ur server
heres mine IP:10.0.0.3:7777 :lol: :roll: 8) :P

^lemon^
05/10/2009, 04:40 PM
Maybe so maybe not

1) Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
2) The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch
3) Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... - Louis Hector Berlioz
4) It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.
5) Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

Westie
16/10/2009, 10:22 AM
epic bump for an epic quote.

Kanye [West]'s a jackass.

Correlli
20/10/2009, 05:19 PM
This belongs here i think:

SA MP WILL NEVER CLOSE DOWN IT WILL LAST FOR REST OF MY LIFE
THEN I DIE
WHEN I GET NEW LIFE, I WONT EVEN KNOW THE FUCK IS SA MP

MenaceX^
20/10/2009, 05:39 PM
This belongs here i think:

SA MP WILL NEVER CLOSE DOWN IT WILL LAST FOR REST OF MY LIFE
THEN I DIE
WHEN I GET NEW LIFE, I WONT EVEN KNOW THE FUCK IS SA MP

Wow. Unexpectable.

Damn Right M.I.A!
20/10/2009, 07:17 PM
[13:54] <la8z0r> hei gais, i wana chits, cud any1 send me?
[13:54] <la8z0r> sory for mai bad english, i am british

loooooool

Correlli
27/10/2009, 11:33 PM
Ok then, do u guys know where i can get help with building a roleplay server

There is always a freind named "Search", He helped me with building me server. :)


Im New To Forum So I Dont Have Any Friends

Correlli
15/11/2009, 04:23 PM
I can't quote this because the topic is locked, but here's the link: http://forum.sa-mp.com/index.php?topic=133818.0

Guedes747
15/11/2009, 04:48 PM
I can't quote this because the topic is locked, but here's the link: http://forum.sa-mp.com/index.php?topic=133818.0


ROFLMAO!!!! I Laughed my fucking ass off! hahahah

iLinx
15/11/2009, 06:56 PM
is there a tutorial on how to run a game server company full tutorial?


i lol'd it made my day

LarzI
15/11/2009, 07:07 PM
ownd x)

Westie
15/11/2009, 07:15 PM
I can't quote this because the topic is locked, but here's the link: http://forum.sa-mp.com/index.php?topic=133818.0


Haha, lamo.

Creed
15/11/2009, 07:23 PM
I laughed so hard :D.

- Creed

DeathOnaStick
15/11/2009, 07:25 PM
r)$/ ]

I can't quote this because the topic is locked, but here's the link: http://forum.sa-mp.com/index.php?topic=133818.0


Haha, lamo.


haha lol XD

armyoftwo
15/11/2009, 07:52 PM
A server where you can hack and cheat

Connect to my Server and we can do some shit!

192.168.0.4:6482

Rules: NO VULCAN MINIGUN
NO JET PACK

TOPIC: http://forum.sa-mp.com/index.php?topic=133818.0

Correlli
15/11/2009, 07:57 PM
A server where you can hack and cheat

Connect to my Server and we can do some shit!

192.168.0.4:6482

Rules: NO VULCAN MINIGUN
NO JET PACK

TOPIC: http://forum.sa-mp.com/index.php?topic=133818.0

..

but here's the link: http://forum.sa-mp.com/index.php?topic=133818.0

Guedes747
15/11/2009, 09:42 PM
<i8b4uUnderground> d-_-b
<BonyNoMore> how u make that inverted b?
<BonyNoMore> wait
<BonyNoMore> never mind


Fail lol.

LarzI
15/11/2009, 10:05 PM
lol, pretty funny for me.
What is NPC?

Correlli
21/11/2009, 12:27 AM
we gott around 10members and 4.5 admins

Aleron
21/11/2009, 09:28 AM
we gott around 10members and 4.5 admins



4.5 admins? LMAO!!

laserhel50
21/11/2009, 09:30 AM
we gott around 10members and 4.5 admins



omg, they have cutted someone into 1/2 piece... then 1 got admin and the other may found his grave :/


I need a program what make pwn to amx because the pawno just crash my code

Correlli
21/11/2009, 11:11 PM
This is my radio.
You need Winamp to hear the radio.
Download the file, and open it with Winamp.
Download: http://192.168.2.102:8000/listen.pls

Please download it.!!!

BP13
22/11/2009, 05:01 AM
This is my radio.
You need Winamp to hear the radio.
Download the file, and open it with Winamp.
Download: http://192.168.2.102:8000/listen.pls

Please download it.!!!



lol. face palm always works :P

Aleron
22/11/2009, 11:51 AM
BP13 ]


This is my radio.
You need Winamp to hear the radio.
Download the file, and open it with Winamp.
Download: http://192.168.2.102:8000/listen.pls

Please download it.!!!



lol. face palm always works :P


triple facepalm..

matiiss223
24/11/2009, 08:26 PM
http://forum.sa-mp.com/index.php?topic=135235.0

i was banned from the surver ... pls unban my pls

EDIT : dammit the topic got deleted...

BP13
25/11/2009, 03:54 AM
haha I just got this PM :D

CHRiS ]
Hey was up?

I play alot on your server and today [SU]HomerSimpsoN Banned me from it today because i killed him with my car

Can you please unban me pleasee

my ip is 192.168.1.4

saiberfun
25/11/2009, 12:16 PM
triple facepalm..


four times facepalm....

man i got another wish for christmas

-ppl should learn networking for christmas :D



HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY

i wanna new pc too, im tired of laggs while using paint,calculator or playing Mario :roll:



XD

(SF)EehsnaB
25/11/2009, 12:44 PM
BP13 ]
haha I just got this PM :D

CHRiS ]
Hey was up?

I play alot on your server and today [SU]HomerSimpsoN Banned me from it today because i killed him with my car

Can you please unban me pleasee

my ip is 192.168.1.4


lol the SU guys had a pijama party.

Correlli
30/11/2009, 04:11 PM
Just testing a new server need some ppl to test and let us know what they think
trying to sort some prot forwarding issues so any help will be appreciated
let me know when you can what you think
90.208.124.74:7777
or 192.168.0.152:7777

iLinx
01/12/2009, 01:16 AM
Just testing a new server need some ppl to test and let us know what they think
trying to sort some prot forwarding issues so any help will be appreciated
let me know when you can what you think
90.208.124.74:7777
or 192.168.0.152:7777



lofail

mamorunl
01/12/2009, 02:17 PM
Just testing a new server need some ppl to test and let us know what they think
trying to sort some prot forwarding issues so any help will be appreciated
let me know when you can what you think
90.208.124.74:7777
or 192.168.0.152:7777



lofail

not really, as the guy stated his external IP as well...

Correlli
01/12/2009, 02:18 PM
not really, as the guy stated his external IP as well...

The funny thing is that he posted his problem in the Server adv. board. :)

Burridge
01/12/2009, 09:21 PM
PM from Arnold_Braunschweig(68): How I do sex? I have condom and girl in club
PM sent to Arnold_Braunschweig(68): No clue
PM from Arnold_Braunschweig(68): I need clue to do sex?

o.O, a friend just xfire'd me this ^^

mamorunl
02/12/2009, 08:33 AM
not really, as the guy stated his external IP as well...

The funny thing is that he posted his problem in the Server adv. board. :)


Now it is funny :)

Correlli
02/12/2009, 11:05 AM
PM from Arnold_Braunschweig(68): How I do sex? I have condom and girl in club
PM sent to Arnold_Braunschweig(68): No clue
PM from Arnold_Braunschweig(68): I need clue to do sex?

o.O, a friend just xfire'd me this ^^


How old is this friend of yours?

mamorunl
02/12/2009, 04:12 PM
PM from Arnold_Braunschweig(68): How I do sex? I have condom and girl in club
PM sent to Arnold_Braunschweig(68): No clue
PM from Arnold_Braunschweig(68): I need clue to do sex?

o.O, a friend just xfire'd me this ^^


How old is this friend of yours?


Who cares? This is not an xfire convo, it comes from ingame. :D

Correlli
02/12/2009, 04:17 PM
Who cares?


Probably no one, i'm just wondering. :)

saiberfun
06/12/2009, 11:19 PM
Hi I want to ask, I created a pickup and I want to be married went to the car without a car but how to do it .. thx

haha ye i wanna be married too ;D

mamorunl
06/12/2009, 11:31 PM
Hi I want to ask, I created a pickup and I want to be married went to the car without a car but how to do it .. thx

haha ye i wanna be married too ;D


lol'd

The word doesn't even fit in there lol.

LarzI
07/12/2009, 02:26 PM
Hi I want to ask, I created a pickup and I want to be married went to the car without a car but how to do it .. thx

haha ye i wanna be married too ;D


lol'd

The word doesn't even fit in there lol.

Yeah that was pretty epic, lolxp

Correlli
20/12/2009, 05:36 PM
hello come to my sever it a raceing sever :) you are joing to like it it the ip is 192.168.0.182:7777 plus i have not had any oone come in my sever also i don't no but is the sever down when i close the blank box and turn off my computer ples anser and come to my sever free build mode for building races :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

Doppeyy
20/12/2009, 06:08 PM
hello come to my sever it a raceing sever :) you are joing to like it it the ip is 192.168.0.182:7777 plus i have not had any oone come in my sever also i don't no but is the sever down when i close the blank box and turn off my computer ples anser and come to my sever free build mode for building races :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:



Lol sounds to me he is only using yrace on his server :P.

/Artix

DeltaAirlines12
21/12/2009, 07:58 PM
Theres only 2 kinds of people in this world.... the ones who like me and the ones who can go to HELL!

- Smithy, from K-DST

Maikel
24/12/2009, 10:49 AM
[quote=[SU]propilot ]I am a hacker. <------- you never knew that okay?

weedarr
24/12/2009, 01:22 PM
propilot ]
hey, today i had to call 911.
i called my dad then someone was screaming
then said
"get out of the car"
after few attempts to call my dad...
then some one answered the phone
and said "ill kill you"
then i called 911
police is coming
then someone is coming to the house door they took out thier gunz it was is cool!
they almost arrested my dad.
but i talked with the police officers so they let him go.
I have a nice attitude with cops :D.
I love em!
I hope ill still be alive if i wont ill all miss you people!

it 4:20 am now cant go to sleep!
my dad is with blood and shit!
they stole his phone
but i hope the police will arrest em.
i asked the police officer. to trace down the phone i hope they did that :/
i was shacking like hell. - before the police came.

thanks for reading

edit:
Shit Now i gotta meet with them tomorrow or they kill me.
i got a bug on me from da copz
~I hope you dont play samp who ever did this to my dad.
I am a hacker. <------- you never knew that okay?
search for anoymouns youll see who am i :)
yes i know ir not really about compz but what ever


uhm...

WeeDarr

LarzI
24/12/2009, 01:25 PM
lol?:P

matiiss223
24/12/2009, 05:18 PM
Factions:

- Los Santos Police Department
- Los Sanos Federal Bureau Investigation
- Grove St
- Balls (http://forum.sa-mp.com/index.php?topic=140691.0)
- Etc.

balls? is that a new gang?

Doppeyy
24/12/2009, 05:32 PM
Factions:

- Los Santos Police Department
- Los Sanos Federal Bureau Investigation
- Grove St
- Balls (http://forum.sa-mp.com/index.php?topic=140691.0)
- Etc.

balls? is that a new gang?


Lol next thing you know there is gonna be a gang called penis or something xD.

/Artix

mamorunl
24/12/2009, 05:39 PM
Oh come on, typo. You know it is called ballAs little typo, can happen to the best

Andy_McKinley
24/12/2009, 05:42 PM
I always wanted to have a driver! :)
I always wanted to be a driver! :D

SaW
24/12/2009, 05:43 PM
propilot ]
hey, today i had to call 911.
i called my dad then someone was screaming
then said
"get out of the car"
after few attempts to call my dad...
then some one answered the phone
and said "ill kill you"
then i called 911
police is coming
then someone is coming to the house door they took out thier gunz it was is cool!
they almost arrested my dad.
but i talked with the police officers so they let him go.
I have a nice attitude with cops :D.
I love em!
I hope ill still be alive if i wont ill all miss you people!

it 4:20 am now cant go to sleep!
my dad is with blood and shit!
they stole his phone
but i hope the police will arrest em.
i asked the police officer. to trace down the phone i hope they did that :/
i was shacking like hell. - before the police came.

thanks for reading

edit:
Shit Now i gotta meet with them tomorrow or they kill me.
i got a bug on me from da copz
~I hope you dont play samp who ever did this to my dad.
I am a hacker. <------- you never knew that okay?
search for anoymouns youll see who am i :)
yes i know ir not really about compz but what ever


uhm...

WeeDarr


LOL! We have a new e-gangster here.

saiberfun
24/12/2009, 06:43 PM
What in the world... I remember when I was a little kid, I called the police because my sister ate the last baloney in the fridge. :(


you made my christmas....
damn dude XD

pspleo
24/12/2009, 09:47 PM
propilot ]
hey, today i had to call 911. Who cares?
i called my dad then someone was screaming How chaotic. Did you shit your pants?
then said Who said?
"get out of the car"
after few attempts to call my dad... Your dad works at 911?
then some one answered the phone Probably your dad.
and said "ill kill you" Your dad threatens you... what a "dad"
then i called 911 Again?
police is coming Sure.
then someone is coming to the house door they took out thier gunz it was is cool! Yeeeah... "gunz" is really cool...
they almost arrested my dad. Wow. Did you cum buckets?
but i talked with the police officers so they let him go. So you convinced the police officers to "let go" of your dad?
I have a nice attitude with cops :D. How cute.
I love em! Aww.. love with them? literally?
I hope ill still be alive if i wont ill all miss you people! What? You think the police officers are gonna shoot you? :roll: moron..

it 4:20 am now cant go to sleep! Change your pants.
my dad is with blood and shit! What a combination. He is covered with blood and shit?
they stole his phone Police officers who steal phones?
but i hope the police will arrest em. "em"? There is more than one?
i asked the police officer. to trace down the phone i hope they did that :/ They already "stole" the phone, why would they need to trace it?
i was shacking like hell. - before the police came. I'm sorry. Did you shack much?

thanks for reading No problems, it was pure entertainment.

edit:
Shit Now i gotta meet with them tomorrow or they kill me. Sure, for the second time, police officers can kill you for no apparent reason.
i got a bug on me from da copz You, the new e-gangster, ZUUUP? YOU MET SOME GUNZ AND COPZ LATELY? WOWZ! lol and you are bugged
~I hope you dont play samp who ever did this to my dad. The police officers play samp?
I am a hacker. <------- you never knew that okay? I know that now.
search for anoymouns youll see who am i :) Alright, i'll search for "anoymouns". I see who you are.
yes i know ir not really about compz but what ever OOH MAN YOURE SO GANGSTA, COMPZ NOW? you're the new shitz bro


Wow. As said before, what a fukin e-gangster. Respect + What a dumbass. But a fun addition to the topic :)

Correlli
25/12/2009, 12:33 AM
Virtual respect++ for the e-gangster. :lol:

Maikel
25/12/2009, 10:49 AM
Welcome To Hell V3 _ server


192.168.1.115:7777

matiiss223
26/12/2009, 06:55 AM
am sorry i transfere it to server support
dont ban me

RobertGraham
26/12/2009, 06:57 AM
"I'll spend $50 worth of exlax, put it in a box, just so you can have your $50 worth of shit."

saiberfun
28/12/2009, 12:37 AM
So if anyone have some ID for invisible objects, share his knowledge with us ...


i would like it be like a (road, wall, etc)
i saw it is a script about 1 year ago, but now i can't remebers what was it...
it was good to protect somewhere in invisible mode.
if it's needed i can upload a picture of it ?

Emmet_
28/12/2009, 01:55 AM
balls

Doppeyy
28/12/2009, 02:06 AM
"Say Hello to my little friend!" ~Scarface.


Its a funny quote topic.
And i dont think thats funny :roll:.

[Doppeyy

Emmet_
28/12/2009, 02:34 AM
๔๏קקєyy ]

"Say Hello to my little friend!" ~Scarface.


Its a funny quote topic.
And i dont think thats funny :roll:.

[Doppeyy


balls

Doppeyy
28/12/2009, 03:11 AM
I know what it is but i think this is more for quotes from the forum.
And the one you placed isnt reallt funny aswell.

[Doppeyy

Guedes747
28/12/2009, 03:31 AM
"Cool Story Bro" i laugh when somone posts it.

mamorunl
28/12/2009, 07:44 PM
http://cdn1.knowyourmeme.com/i/3374/original/Cool_story_bro_.jpg

Guedes747
28/12/2009, 07:47 PM
http://cdn1.knowyourmeme.com/i/3374/original/Cool_story_bro_.jpg


Lmao

Correlli
29/12/2009, 01:21 PM
BUMP FOR FUCK SAKE I HATE YOU ALL WHY ARE YOU IGNORING ME

HydraX
29/12/2009, 05:06 PM
Hi My name is TheAuthoR and I hack servers, I hacked "el cock stunts" So I have a server, my ip: 127.0.0.1 :)

saiberfun
29/12/2009, 07:32 PM
Hi My name is TheAuthoR and I hack servers, I hacked "el cock stunts" So I have a server, my ip: 127.0.0.1 :)


wayne...
that guy needs a doc i guess..

cj101
29/12/2009, 07:36 PM
"Dope!" - Homer Simpson 8)

Doppeyy
29/12/2009, 07:59 PM
Why do people cry over unions ? they are not that ugly.
A friend of me when he was drunk :P.

[Doppeyy

mamorunl
29/12/2009, 08:56 PM
"Dope!" - Homer Simpson 8)


(psst: he says "DOH" not 'DOPE' :) )

Guedes747
29/12/2009, 09:12 PM
"Dope!" - Homer Simpson 8)


Fail.


(psst: he says "DOH" not 'DOPE' :) )

LarzI
29/12/2009, 10:52 PM
"Dope!" - Homer Simpson 8)


Fail.


(psst: he says "DOH" not 'DOPE' :) )




The correct word is actually "d'OH" ;P

mamorunl
29/12/2009, 11:50 PM
"Dope!" - Homer Simpson 8)


Fail.


(psst: he says "DOH" not 'DOPE' :) )




The correct word is actually "d'OH" ;P


well.. it is just how he pronounces it :) (that was my intention at least)

[WSM]Deadly_Evil
31/12/2009, 07:50 AM
Party Party Party Lets all get WASTED!!

Jansish
31/12/2009, 11:05 AM
lawl red :O? :mrgreen:

edalad
31/12/2009, 11:11 PM
this made my day


Simple: What was the most significant thing that happened in the years 2000 to 2009? You decide.
I would say the world trade center attacks was a big thing

Leo




Worldwar 2

(and at second place 9/11)

mamorunl
01/01/2010, 12:59 AM
You really liked that? :p I was just messing around :p

LukeGFX
04/01/2010, 03:04 PM
Player: ADMIN ADMIN
Player:ADMIN ADMIN U THERE?
Player:PLZ HELP ADMIN ADMIN
Player:CAN YOU ANSWER ME?
Player:ADMIN PLEASE ANSWER.
Player:ADMIN???? ITS VERY IMPORTANT

Admin: WHAT!?

Player: hi

:(

LarzI
04/01/2010, 03:17 PM
hahahahahah EPIC! xD

XRVX
04/01/2010, 04:26 PM
Player: ADMIN ADMIN
Player:ADMIN ADMIN U THERE?
Player:PLZ HELP ADMIN ADMIN
Player:CAN YOU ANSWER ME?
Player:ADMIN PLEASE ANSWER.
Player:ADMIN???? ITS VERY IMPORTANT

Admin: WHAT!?

Player: hi

:(


loool

mamorunl
04/01/2010, 07:57 PM
Player: ADMIN ADMIN
Player:ADMIN ADMIN U THERE?
Player:PLZ HELP ADMIN ADMIN
Player:CAN YOU ANSWER ME?
Player:ADMIN PLEASE ANSWER.
Player:ADMIN???? ITS VERY IMPORTANT

Admin: WHAT!?

Player: hi

:(


I laughed xD

LarzI
04/01/2010, 09:07 PM
Reminds me of the Family Guy episode where Stewie repeatly (sp?) says "Lois?" "Mum?" "Mummy?" etc, and Lois is like "WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT??????"
And then Stewie says: "Hi :3" *runs away laughing*

Burridge
04/01/2010, 09:08 PM
Family Guy - Lois Mom Mum Mommy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNkp4QF3we8#normal)

<3

LarzI
04/01/2010, 09:10 PM
Yup, I cba to link it, lol x)

edalad
10/01/2010, 07:15 PM
funny and is even my signature


why it say on my screen when i get banned.

Listen You Did You Know That Downloading Games Online With Out Paying Is ileagel And U Just Did A Crime Well Sa-Mp Players Have I Have Not I Deleted It Rigth Now Unless You Give Me Access To The Mini Missions And Let Me Hack I Tell The Police

LukeGFX
10/01/2010, 07:27 PM
funny and is even my signature


why it say on my screen when i get banned.

Listen You Did You Know That Downloading Games Online With Out Paying Is ileagel And U Just Did A Crime Well Sa-Mp Players Have I Have Not I Deleted It Rigth Now Unless You Give Me Access To The Mini Missions And Let Me Hack I Tell The Police



Took me 4 times reading it to under stand it

edalad
10/01/2010, 07:41 PM
funny and is even my signature


why it say on my screen when i get banned.

Listen You Did You Know That Downloading Games Online With Out Paying Is ileagel And U Just Did A Crime Well Sa-Mp Players Have I Have Not I Deleted It Rigth Now Unless You Give Me Access To The Mini Missions And Let Me Hack I Tell The Police



Took me 4 times reading it to under stand it


i know but is funny if you understand

RobertGraham
10/01/2010, 09:50 PM
funny and is even my signature


why it say on my screen when i get banned.

Listen You Did You Know That Downloading Games Online With Out Paying Is ileagel And U Just Did A Crime Well Sa-Mp Players Have I Have Not I Deleted It Rigth Now Unless You Give Me Access To The Mini Missions And Let Me Hack I Tell The Police

O.o

Correlli
11/01/2010, 12:49 PM
GET A LIFE U FUCKING NERD, GO OUT AND GET SOME FRESH AIR INSTEAD OF TROLLING 24/7 ON THIS GAY FORUM AND SUCKING SOME KYEMAN'S ASS.

FUCKING LOWLIFE


This was a PM sent to me by some no life loser. It's funny to see how people can get retarded. :)

LarzI
11/01/2010, 04:15 PM
GET A LIFE U FUCKING NERD, GO OUT AND GET SOME FRESH AIR INSTEAD OF TROLLING 24/7 ON THIS GAY FORUM AND SUCKING SOME KYEMAN'S ASS.

FUCKING LOWLIFE


This was a PM sent to me by some no life loser. It's funny to see how people can get retarded. :)


Haha, I've got hate-PMs/mails too xD
It's so fucking hilarious xD

Correlli
11/01/2010, 08:27 PM
First off nice hacks.... >:(
And Ive seen it on a few servers tho never seen it released.


:roll: I was on my friends server using it so I could teleport to people and see if they were hacking.


Nice excuse for cheats, eh?

LarzI
11/01/2010, 08:35 PM
Hahaha, rofl!xD

SfPwns
11/01/2010, 09:02 PM
Quote from [Dopp

LukeGFX
11/01/2010, 09:04 PM
Quote from [Dopp

Fail sir.

Sayaron
12/01/2010, 07:15 PM
I had to laugh 5 times when reading through my server log
[20:39:30] [chat] [MaDdDoG]: u gotta wait for sayaron
[20:39:42] [chat] [J0nes]: what is that??:)

mamorunl
12/01/2010, 10:43 PM
Sayaron ]
I had to laugh 5 times when reading through my server log
[20:39:30] [chat] [MaDdDoG]: u gotta wait for sayaron
[20:39:42] [chat] [J0nes]: what is that??:)


I didn't get it the first time. Then I looked at your name, I lol'd.

HydraX
13/01/2010, 12:06 AM
EDIT: Note that he changed the words to english before I posted my reply.


I would add unCreatePlayer3DTextLabel using the score, for example if the score is less than 3, that the phrase reads COLD, and if greater that says something like hot ...
ahh and sorry for the bad English that I use x)



Speak English in this board..



wtf? is english men



[size=15pt]Follow all these rules and you will be fine else Ban(playerid);

Correlli
14/01/2010, 09:53 PM
format my ass ! how should i read from it then ? the biz.cfg is like something1|something2|something3........
i need to read that something2

BP13
02/02/2010, 01:45 AM
Dude check the "Location" part on my TOPIC thread.... And if you still can't find it, message me and ill give you MAP Coords, because i belive thare are people that are getting sick of my TOPIC go ahead of theirs, because its a "OLD TOPIC", this Topic has been on Main Page alot of time, please respect other players and....

DO NOT REPLY MORE, SEND ME MESSAGE INSTEAD (im not beeing rude)
This messages goes out to the guy that keeps replying because of teleport stuff :mrgreen:
Regards:

Pedro Guedes



CORDINATES PLEASE :D

BP13
13/02/2010, 04:43 AM
Simple. If player is not in dm zone and is not admin he can't car jacket. ;D



Wassa car jacket. :O



Car Jacket: When sombody pull you from your car and steal it



Oh boy...

Pacer
13/02/2010, 01:22 PM
I would post some, but I think it's easier if I just post links.

These have more inside jokes than anything. You sort of have to know who they are to really understand some of them.
http://jamochaisgod.webs.com/IRC_Logs/general.txt
http://jamochaisgod.webs.com/IRC_Logs/trick.txt
http://jamochaisgod.webs.com/IRC_Logs/evski.txt

Burridge
21/02/2010, 07:41 PM
Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up (1987) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HrSN7176XI#noexternalembed) (The video's owner prevents external embedding)

Edit:Fuck you external Embedding >:(

Jansish
27/02/2010, 08:37 AM
Hey Guys If anybody Want Admins Contact Me In *********@*****.***


There u can Get admins Wink Wink

thecutkiller
27/02/2010, 10:09 AM
even better


<GreenHammy> i always thought <3 was a dick and not a love heart



omg serious i thought that too.....

XRVX
28/02/2010, 12:32 AM
Sayaron ]
I had to laugh 5 times when reading through my server log
[20:39:30] [chat] [MaDdDoG]: u gotta wait for sayaron
[20:39:42] [chat] [J0nes]: what is that??:)

hehe xD

Correlli
28/02/2010, 12:55 PM
banned, cuz i said i did not hacked, even when i got Blacklisted (Stupid brothers, i have been banned in more servers bcuz of him)


This is the most used excuse, don't you think? =P

Correlli
07/03/2010, 07:59 PM
Welcome to my server

server is locked

server ip:78.129.175.66:7747
MSN:KING_13@LIVE.COM
forum:http://mnecs.byethost33.com/

WELCOME

Zh3r0
08/03/2010, 08:41 AM
Welcome to my server

server is locked

server ip:78.129.175.66:7747
MSN:KING_13@LIVE.COM
forum:http://mnecs.byethost33.com/

WELCOME

That, pwnz! Nice one haha

saiberfun
08/03/2010, 09:48 AM
just failposted

V1ceC1ty
08/03/2010, 12:10 PM
Biggest fail ever?
http://i385.photobucket.com/albums/oo291/V1ceC1ty/intelligence-fail-condom.jpg?t=1268046774

XRVX
08/03/2010, 01:20 PM
Biggest fail ever?
http://i385.photobucket.com/albums/oo291/V1ceC1ty/intelligence-fail-condom.jpg?t=1268046774

lol epic xD

MPKaboose
08/03/2010, 01:35 PM
Biggest fail ever?
http://img

LOL what the hell is wrong whit todays children XD


Microsoft wants us to "Imagine life without walls"...
I say, "If there are no walls, who needs Windows?"

Fj0rtizFredde
08/03/2010, 02:07 PM
Biggest fail ever?
http://i385.photobucket.com/albums/oo291/V1ceC1ty/intelligence-fail-condom.jpg?t=1268046774

hahahahaha :mrgreen:

Calgon
08/03/2010, 02:09 PM
Biggest fail ever?
http://img

LOL what the hell is wrong whit todays children XD


Microsoft wants us to "Imagine life without walls"...
I say, "If there are no walls, who needs Windows?"


Win quote.


(03:54) Scott - : You copied shit from crp and godfather
and changed minor things
(03:54) Eric_: Yep


Not really funny, but it's the truth.

RobertGraham
11/03/2010, 07:38 PM
So I was having buttsex with my boyfriend, right? I reached around and he was hard... How gay is that?

Jansish
12/03/2010, 05:19 AM
Okay I see how this forum is. They never fucking change, always some no life fucking faggot ass bitches trying to act smart. And of course the mods never fucking do shit their just 'over-fucking-powered' thinking they are the 'shit'. Go fuck yourselves.

Correlli
13/03/2010, 12:07 PM
i need help i have ban from all the server andi want back my name is OrLoL in the servers s plz help me
and i need help how i be taxi driver or cop in the police i only lvl 4 and i baned plz help me or unbaned me plz help me
:'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(

Bangzor
13/03/2010, 12:08 PM
i need help i have ban from all the server andi want back my name is OrLoL in the servers s plz help me
and i need help how i be taxi driver or cop in the police i only lvl 4 and i baned plz help me or unbaned me plz help me
:'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(


omg

DeathOnaStick
13/03/2010, 02:57 PM
i need help i have ban from all the server andi want back my name is OrLoL in the servers s plz help me
and i need help how i be taxi driver or cop in the police i only lvl 4 and i baned plz help me or unbaned me plz help me
:'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(


hmm... lol?

Jansish
14/03/2010, 06:56 AM
Yeah. Today while i was playing on my server. A man get in, make him admin 1337 and ban me. Then i go to the ban file into the server folder. I delete my ip of there. And when i get in game after, it say "You are banned". Also, i check the log, and i saved the IP of the hacker. And i put it on the ban file. Would be nice if sum1 could say me how to unban me of my server... Thanks a lot

Burridge
14/03/2010, 07:22 AM
John_Stone: Tell her to come over to my house...I got a nice sized table >.>

Rzzr
14/03/2010, 07:48 PM
I liked this one I just saw:



i never know whats defined and whats not in the includes


Open the include files and you'll know.


EDIT: Oh and look at this link and the post dates :p
http://forum.sa-mp.com/index.php?topic=61658.0

Correlli
14/03/2010, 10:07 PM
THE SAME OLD RAINY RUBBISH ENGLAND WHO LIKE TO DRINK TEA AND EAT BICCIES :)

XRVX
14/03/2010, 10:11 PM
http://i44.tinypic.com/3537609.png

SfPwns
15/03/2010, 04:08 PM
I dont take cookies from weirdos...

RobertGraham
15/03/2010, 06:18 PM
http://i44.tinypic.com/3537609.png
LMAO, epic fail. xD

Doppeyy
16/03/2010, 07:38 PM
I dont take cookies from weirdos...



I dont even remember saying that xD.

[Doppeyy

SfPwns
16/03/2010, 07:49 PM
@Doppeyy, i always remember you saying that, but forgot to post that here, now i did xD

Doppeyy
16/03/2010, 09:09 PM
@Doppeyy, i always remember you saying that, but forgot to post that here, now i did xD


Haha :P awesome dude +1 for you.

[Doppeyy

Correlli
16/03/2010, 09:18 PM
Fail editing, fail quality, fail drift.
2/5


"fail drift." i fucking rofl'ed hard! Its a hydra stunt video. lmao, idiotic post seekers.

MaykoX
17/03/2010, 07:48 PM
Random Chat from MSN

_MaykoX_ says:
Who is god ?

MadBullet says:
A fucked up dog?

_MaykoX_ says:
I'm DA GOD
omg
i'm not dog

_MaykoX_ says:
If i have sex with dogy style that dosen't means that im a dog...

MadBullet says:
Here doggy want a bone? Go Fetch!
see, you are a dog.

MadBullet says:

**
MISSON
MakeMaykoXBelieveHeIsADog
Complete
**

This is chat that i found in my saving place of (the place where conversations save) "MadBullet"

Correlli
21/03/2010, 07:57 PM
Not bad ...

1/10 ;)

ineoncore
21/03/2010, 08:06 PM
Not bad ...

1/10 ;)


fucking funny!



SA:MP 0.3 Source & Status (http://yougotowned.net/)


I SHIT MY PANTS, LOL!

[HLF]Southclaw
21/03/2010, 08:48 PM
[18:11:46] [chat] [[HLF]Lee_Coopers]: i dont see the ground
[18:12:04] [chat] [[HLF]Southclaw]: get some glasses then

I lolled :P

here's another xD


[22:06:46] [chat] [palermo]: why i fly ?
[22:07:04] [chat] [[HLF]Southclaw]: what?
[22:07:27] [chat] [palermo]: me pres shift an fly roun
[22:07:32] [chat] [[HLF]Southclaw]: do you use sobiet?
[22:07:49] [chat] [palermo]: wat taht ?
[22:08:05] [chat] [[HLF]Southclaw]: it's a hack program that gives you cool advantages over normal players, like getting banned
[22:08:13] [chat] [palermo]: can u give me downlod link in msn plese
[22:08:22] palermo<#1 - 86.6.52.234> has been kicked.
[22:08:29] [chat] [[HLF]CgTy]: noob lol xD
[22:08:40] [chat] [[HLF]Southclaw]: epic fail xDD

Burridge
26/03/2010, 11:45 AM
If someone can host me a server with a control panel 24/7 for just a month I'll give them the Runescape account, you set the server I give you the account if you think I'm scamming then shut the server down. The account is lvl 62 has some pretty old holiday items from 2007 and has about 800K.


LOL

-Also two funny quotes in my signature.

[03]Garsino
26/03/2010, 11:39 PM
If someone can host me a server with a control panel 24/7 for just a month I'll give them the Runescape account, you set the server I give you the account if you think I'm scamming then shut the server down. The account is lvl 62 has some pretty old holiday items from 2007 and has about 800K.


LOL

-Also two funny quotes in my signature.


Yeah, lmfao. I was about to post the same quote =D=D

He fucking made my day

Correlli
27/03/2010, 11:09 AM
I love you man.
EDIT:I loved you until i got in the game,I registered and nothing happened

Andy_McKinley
27/03/2010, 10:15 PM
ǾǖŦĦŁΛẄ ]

[22:06:46] [chat] [palermo]: why i fly ?
[22:07:04] [chat] [[HLF]Southclaw]: what?
[22:07:27] [chat] [palermo]: me pres shift an fly roun
[22:07:32] [chat] [[HLF]Southclaw]: do you use sobiet?
[22:07:49] [chat] [palermo]: wat taht ?
[22:08:05] [chat] [[HLF]Southclaw]: it's a hack program that gives you cool advantages over normal players, like getting banned
[22:08:13] [chat] [palermo]: can u give me downlod link in msn plese
[22:08:22] palermo<#1 - 86.6.52.234> has been kicked.
[22:08:29] [chat] [[HLF]CgTy]: noob lol xD
[22:08:40] [chat] [[HLF]Southclaw]: epic fail xDD


This is a good one! Lol'D at this one! :P

Fj0rtizFredde
28/03/2010, 12:31 PM
any grils

No grills here, there are some good looking BBQs though.

Why can nobody spell on this forum :/


:D :D

[HLF]Southclaw
28/03/2010, 01:54 PM
I have loads of funny things that noobs and cheaters have said but can't find them because of serverffs log rotation :(

Guedes747
28/03/2010, 02:32 PM
Not bad ...

1/10 ;)




If someone can host me a server with a control panel 24/7 for just a month I'll give them the Runescape account, you set the server I give you the account if you think I'm scamming then shut the server down. The account is lvl 62 has some pretty old holiday items from 2007 and has about 800K.


I lol'ed hard :lol: :lol:

Jansish
28/03/2010, 04:38 PM
Not bad ...

1/10 ;)




If someone can host me a server with a control panel 24/7 for just a month I'll give them the Runescape account, you set the server I give you the account if you think I'm scamming then shut the server down. The account is lvl 62 has some pretty old holiday items from 2007 and has about 800K.


I lol'ed hard :lol: :lol:


any grils

No grills here, there are some good looking BBQs though.

Why can nobody spell on this forum :/


:D :D


i lold at these

Correlli
30/03/2010, 06:19 PM
Hope Kye is still developing SAMP when he is 90 years old.

XRVX
30/03/2010, 06:22 PM
Hope Kye is still developing SAMP when he is 90 years old.


true :D

SfPwns
30/03/2010, 06:22 PM
^where did you get so cool post from? :D

Correlli
30/03/2010, 06:26 PM
^where did you get so cool post from? :D


Let me guess.. you? =P

Guedes747
31/03/2010, 12:18 AM
Team-wars, where you can fight for your victory.
IP: xxx.xx.xx.xx:xxxx [NOTE: IP may change]

Team-wars, a server for team work.

:D
/|\
|
/ \

SfPwns
31/03/2010, 09:50 AM
woles: please unban gtakid
[Sf]Mike: Are you gtakid?
woles: no i am hes bro
[Sf]Mike: gtakid's case has been solved, we need to know are you him to unban.
woles: no
[Sf]Mike: sry then
woles: unban gtakid
[Sf]Mike: Aren't you really him?
woles: yes i am
[Sf]Mike: i unban in a min.
woles: thanks im gtakid.
woles has been banned by administrator [Sf]Mike [reason:Ban evading]
[SF]Ryan: lol
Cody_Beer: lol
ButtMuffin: lol


Gotta love those noobs =D

Correlli
31/03/2010, 12:07 PM
woles: please unban gtakid
[Sf]Mike: Are you gtakid?
woles: no i am hes bro
[Sf]Mike: gtakid's case has been solved, we need to know are you him to unban.
woles: no
[Sf]Mike: sry then
woles: unban gtakid
[Sf]Mike: Aren't you really him?
woles: yes i am
[Sf]Mike: i unban in a min.
woles: thanks im gtakid.
woles has been banned by administrator [Sf]Mike [reason:Ban evading]
[SF]Ryan: lol
Cody_Beer: lol
ButtMuffin: lol


:picard: :picard: :lol:

mamorunl
31/03/2010, 06:52 PM
woles: please unban gtakid
[Sf]Mike: Are you gtakid?
woles: no i am hes bro
[Sf]Mike: gtakid's case has been solved, we need to know are you him to unban.
woles: no
[Sf]Mike: sry then
woles: unban gtakid
[Sf]Mike: Aren't you really him?
woles: yes i am
[Sf]Mike: i unban in a min.
woles: thanks im gtakid.
woles has been banned by administrator [Sf]Mike [reason:Ban evading]
[SF]Ryan: lol
Cody_Beer: lol
ButtMuffin: lol


Gotta love those noobs =D


I don't if the admins are this stupid or that player. I guess both.

Guedes747
31/03/2010, 06:54 PM
woles: please unban gtakid
[Sf]Mike: Are you gtakid?
woles: no i am hes bro
[Sf]Mike: gtakid's case has been solved, we need to know are you him to unban.
woles: no
[Sf]Mike: sry then
woles: unban gtakid
[Sf]Mike: Aren't you really him?
woles: yes i am
[Sf]Mike: i unban in a min.
woles: thanks im gtakid.
woles has been banned by administrator [Sf]Mike [reason:Ban evading]
[SF]Ryan: lol
Cody_Beer: lol
ButtMuffin: lol


Gotta love those noobs =D


I don't if the admins are this stupid or that player. I guess both.


Rofl ye lool.

Joe Staff
31/03/2010, 06:57 PM
I hate quoting myself, but I was proud of this joke (right off the top of my head)



I'd like a professional scripter to teach me everything they know, and for me to be able to make game modes. I'll be paying on how good they teach me, maximum will be 200. I'm not entirely new to scripting, I can edit stuff, I understand some stuff like incudes, defines, and can run servers and stuff. If your interesting please PM me.

http://wiki.sa-mp.com/


200, please.

Correlli
01/04/2010, 01:35 PM
Stay away from "The Godfather" script!
and thats not an April 1st joke!

XRVX
01/04/2010, 02:00 PM
woles: please unban gtakid
[Sf]Mike: Are you gtakid?
woles: no i am hes bro
[Sf]Mike: gtakid's case has been solved, we need to know are you him to unban.
woles: no
[Sf]Mike: sry then
woles: unban gtakid
[Sf]Mike: Aren't you really him?
woles: yes i am
[Sf]Mike: i unban in a min.
woles: thanks im gtakid.
woles has been banned by administrator [Sf]Mike [reason:Ban evading]
[SF]Ryan: lol
Cody_Beer: lol
ButtMuffin: lol


Gotta love those noobs =D

epic xD

SfPwns
01/04/2010, 03:34 PM
Please unban me!! i ddidnt do nothing! The admin hacked me!! he use ban becuse he is a hack! please unban or i hack th server crash!

Jakku
01/04/2010, 04:07 PM
Please unban me!! i ddidnt do nothing! The admin hacked me!! he use ban becuse he is a hack! please unban or i hack th server crash!


Oh my god, you can't even speak, how you can hack a server to crash then?

[HLF]Southclaw
02/04/2010, 10:46 AM
That made me rofl :D

Here's one google translation fresh out of todays posts:
I learn out wiki.sa-mp.com. But want your ask, from what me learn pawn? What me try create? I want because your me say what me try do ? From the lighter and until difficult ? Thanks behind help

XRVX
02/04/2010, 10:59 AM
Here's one google translation fresh out of todays posts:
I learn out wiki.sa-mp.com. But want your ask, from what me learn pawn? What me try create? I want because your me say what me try do ? From the lighter and until difficult ? Thanks behind help

NICE xD

[HLF]Southclaw
02/04/2010, 12:29 PM
I Found more, I'm sorry I'm making fun of this person [I didn't add the name]

Hello. I'm new member and I want very learn pawn scripting. I want because me help. From where me begin learn. What you out beginning try do ? I want because me help.

P.S I here write because very want learn pawn scripting. And I don't english lang. Help me Thanks.

This one made me lol
Okey. But from what your starting scripting ? I very very want pay pawn scripting :] I want out your hatch offers ?


Yes. I have much ideas, but I don't want to starting from high script, because I want starting from the light and then under a little later at high. I want because your me offer from starting script how young scripting




:P

RICKY[PPLV]
02/04/2010, 07:28 PM
From #PTP channel.


<[Duck]Matthew> just have a lot of shit to deal with
<[Duck]Matthew> ok
<@TheAlpha> That's cool, I get that too with my eating habits



<Aswin> do i talk a lot?
<%Kenz> Yes.
<@Rickyy> too much
<ToMo`work> yes stfu
<Aswin> ok..tnx i'll keep it up

SfPwns
02/04/2010, 07:42 PM
Where can i buy Official tab place for my server?

Brandon_Brown
03/04/2010, 02:22 AM
What about a joke for easter!!!

What did the egg say to the boiling water?

A: Its not going to be easy getting me hard because I just got laid by a chick

RobertGraham
03/04/2010, 04:52 AM
What about a joke for easter!!!

What did the egg say to the boiling water?

A: Its not going to be easy getting me hard because I just got laid by a chick
o i c wut u did thar

[HLF]Southclaw
03/04/2010, 03:21 PM
[16:11:33] [chat] [[HLF]Cagatay]: did you ever think how would you feel if omlette eats you?


Don't ask what got us onto the topic of omelette.

[WF]Demon
03/04/2010, 08:44 PM
woles: please unban gtakid
[Sf]Mike: Are you gtakid?
woles: no i am hes bro
[Sf]Mike: gtakid's case has been solved, we need to know are you him to unban.
woles: no
[Sf]Mike: sry then
woles: unban gtakid
[Sf]Mike: Aren't you really him?
woles: yes i am
[Sf]Mike: i unban in a min.
woles: thanks im gtakid.
woles has been banned by administrator [Sf]Mike [reason:Ban evading]
[SF]Ryan: lol
Cody_Beer: lol
ButtMuffin: lol


Gotta love those noobs =D

omg that was so funny, i didnt realise you got that so well to post it here, but still, it was expected.

HydraX
04/04/2010, 03:46 AM
<[Cyko]> You got some up dawg in your shirt [11:13:23]
<[Colin]> Whats up dawg? [11:14:10]


<[ZombieWar]> Damn it I was at 80% and YouTube went down, It took me hours to upload this video.
<[Taken]> Why does YouTube suck so bad?
<[ZombieWar]> Because YouTube is owned by Microsoft



Good job!

0.1/10


lmao >:D

[03]Garsino
04/04/2010, 10:35 PM
<Ronaldo[TW]> Are u owner of sa-mp

SaW_[VrTx]
07/04/2010, 09:35 PM
Not actually from sa-mp..

A "Dude, I had a threesome last night."
B "Awesome, who with?"
A "Cindy and Joe"
B "Who's Jo? Is she fit?"
A "No, Joe is a guy"
B "........"
A "Joe is Cindy's ex-boyfriend - it was a Devil's Threesome"
B "Get the fuck away from me, loser."

iKon
10/04/2010, 03:55 AM
Removed due to.. no clue.

XRVX
10/04/2010, 07:50 AM
Garsino ]
<Ronaldo[TW]> Are u owner of sa-mp

lololol :D

Correlli
10/04/2010, 10:57 AM
the best server in samp history
you can tdo everything!
we share admins,gamemasers,liders come to are server ip is-127.0.0.1:7777

XRVX
10/04/2010, 10:58 AM
the best server in samp history
you can tdo everything!
we share admins,gamemasers,liders come to are server ip is-127.0.0.1:7777

woah nice IP man xD

mamorunl
10/04/2010, 11:57 AM
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi bi m looking for a good time
You: Hi streanger.
You: I have big penis..
You: and condom
Stranger: asl?
You: you?
Stranger: big dick no condam
You: I am a girl
Stranger: 16 m us
Stranger: well im bi
You: penis
Stranger: r u horny?
You: virgina=ia
You: yaaaa
Stranger: can we send nudes?

Not really funny but..


Not really, no. Because it is very difficult to read without proper spelling

Correlli
19/04/2010, 07:13 PM
Yes , I know but there's an Error when i COMPILE!!!!!! :s


This man is a Scammer, BAN NOW!

XRVX
19/04/2010, 07:21 PM
Yes , I know but there's an Error when i COMPILE!!!!!! :s


This man is a Scammer, BAN NOW!



epic xD

Ryan_Ramirez
20/04/2010, 12:12 PM
.....
[21:36] <Andre9977> I'm a GTA:U tester
[21:37] <MetallicBlue> who gets to see it?
[21:37] <Andre9977> could i have it?
[21:37] <Kye> MetallicBlue: me
[21:37] <MetallicBlue> oh
[21:37] <Andre9977> oh
[21:37] <[K4L]Leopard> oh
[21:37] <Vetle> oh
[21:37] <Some0ne> oh
[21:37] <Luxeon> oh
[21:37] <Lon> no
[21:37] <Doerfler> oh
[21:37] <Luxeon> oh
[21:37] <@Kye> ah

xD oh oh oh oh oh oh oh ..... kye ah


OH LOL! It's like the dick is inserted in the ass! xD

Ryan_Ramirez
20/04/2010, 12:17 PM
*Pulls out gun* Put the bunny (money) in the mag! (bag) *Pulls trigger and pie comes out*

Zh3r0
20/04/2010, 12:21 PM
.....
[21:36] <Andre9977> I'm a GTA:U tester
[21:37] <MetallicBlue> who gets to see it?
[21:37] <Andre9977> could i have it?
[21:37] <Kye> MetallicBlue: me
[21:37] <MetallicBlue> oh
[21:37] <Andre9977> oh
[21:37] <[K4L]Leopard> oh
[21:37] <Vetle> oh
[21:37] <Some0ne> oh
[21:37] <Luxeon> oh
[21:37] <Lon> no
[21:37] <Doerfler> oh
[21:37] <Luxeon> oh
[21:37] <@Kye> ah

xD oh oh oh oh oh oh oh ..... kye ah


OH LOL! It's like the dick is inserted in the ass! xD

Ur such a no-life and brainless guy...

Akselbaba
20/04/2010, 12:32 PM
.....
[21:36] <Andre9977> I'm a GTA:U tester
[21:37] <MetallicBlue> who gets to see it?
[21:37] <Andre9977> could i have it?
[21:37] <Kye> MetallicBlue: me
[21:37] <MetallicBlue> oh
[21:37] <Andre9977> oh
[21:37] <[K4L]Leopard> oh
[21:37] <Vetle> oh
[21:37] <Some0ne> oh
[21:37] <Luxeon> oh
[21:37] <Lon> no
[21:37] <Doerfler> oh
[21:37] <Luxeon> oh
[21:37] <@Kye> ah

xD oh oh oh oh oh oh oh ..... kye ah


OH LOL! It's like the dick is inserted in the ass! xD

Ur such a no-life and brainless guy...


Lol @ Andre9977. That's the guy that fucked up all Argonath :P

saiberfun
21/04/2010, 09:30 AM
i downloaded my pc from 7 home premium to xp home edition

XP ALL THE WAY!

BP13
22/04/2010, 12:27 AM
TouchmE ]
omg i found this posted by runix himself

http://i42.tinypic.com/qnnq8i.jpg

imt0m93
22/04/2010, 12:38 AM
BP13 ]
TouchmE ]
omg i found this posted by runix himself

http://i42.tinypic.com/qnnq8i.jpg



wasnt me

oOChazyBoyOo
22/04/2010, 12:46 AM
pls visit my server...i will make you an admin 127.0.0.1:7777


I tried to join but my own server keeps appearing xD

ruckfules99
22/04/2010, 12:57 AM
pls i need it so mutch :( but im a big loozer pls help me someone

Guedes747
22/04/2010, 11:57 AM
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi bi m looking for a good time
You: Hi streanger.
You: I have big penis..
You: and condom
Stranger: asl?
You: you?
Stranger: big dick no condam
You: I am a girl
Stranger: 16 m us
Stranger: well im bi
You: penis
Stranger: r u horny?
You: virgina=ia
You: yaaaa
Stranger: can we send nudes?

Not really funny but..


Omegle perv fail.

Jofi
22/04/2010, 12:04 PM
IP: *Censored*

Why yo u should join: we let u play for a day,then we acuse you of hacking and ban you

Correlli
25/04/2010, 03:07 AM
*Toni gets a Leviathan...
*Toni lets the magnet out...
*Toni picks up a coach full of drivers/passengers...
*Toni Drops the coach with the drive/passenger into the water...
*Toni Laughs and loses control of the Leviathan...
*Toni crashes into a tree and dies...
*Toni goes to hell.
*Toni's Mother Laughs at Toni for his failure...


End Of Story.

Las Venturas CNR
25/04/2010, 04:21 AM
Garsino ]
<Ronaldo[TW]> Are u owner of sa-mp


LOL, I know him :o

Correlli
27/04/2010, 12:25 AM
]

Yea if you hack me you better get ready for the FBI to knock on your door and arrest you, i wouldn't fuck with me lolz but anyways yeah dnt make a hacking one...or i will be there when my parents arrest you :D


Do you not understand English? Memory Hacking is NOT Computer Hacking. Read the topic.

Hiitch
27/04/2010, 12:39 AM
Help, I don't understand. it's confusing.You haven't asked a question, but you're asking for help?

(Something like that, If I find the topic, i'll correct the quote.)

Calgon
27/04/2010, 01:02 AM
]

Yea if you hack me you better get ready for the FBI to knock on your door and arrest you, i wouldn't fuck with me lolz but anyways yeah dnt make a hacking one...or i will be there when my parents arrest you :D


Do you not understand English? Memory Hacking is NOT Computer Hacking. Read the topic.



Lmao.

Andy_McKinley
01/05/2010, 02:46 PM
http://i609.photobucket.com/albums/tt179/Andy_McKinley/sa-mp-000-15.png

[HLF]Southclaw
01/05/2010, 02:48 PM
Lol! :P Luka kicked himself

'1 month means how many days?' :D ROFL


Edit: had a funny one today from some noob begging me for server hosing:


Mr_ says (16:25):
Do u've a money ?
Jay says (16:25):
Why do you ask that?
Mr_ says (16:25):
just asking
do u've ?
Jay says (16:26):
That's not a question I will answer
Mr_ says (16:26):
why?
i mean for pay
Jay says (16:26):
Pay what?
your server? I don't think so.
Mr_ says (16:26):
yes
you will pay
for my server

thanks you
how much you need to give me?
Jay says (16:28):
Ok sure! I will give some of my hard earned money to a complete stranger that I don't even know to provide a host for a server that is the same as every other role play server out there.
Jay says (16:30):
Would you walk up to some random person in the street and give them 10 dollars? If you would then you need medical help.


Ok this is just getting out of hand with laughter now, I have been talking to this guy for the past 30 mins and he just won't stop!!!

This is his latest attempt:


Mr_ says (16:48):
let me script
Jay says (16:48):
Ok, go and script then
Mr_ says (16:48):
in ur server
Jay says (16:49):
No, I am a scripter, I only need one scripter, Me.
Mr_ says (16:49):
i am a pro scripter
Jay says (16:49):
Are you really?
Mr_ says (16:49):
yse
yes**
Jay says (16:50):
Professional scripter, so your job is scripting, that means you earn money and you can pay for your host
Mr_ says (16:50):
so u need me
Jay says (16:51):
No, I don't need you, I have scripted my gamemode and it is fine. Don't need help, if I did then I would ask someone more mature than you.
Mr_ says (16:52):
i made the samp
Kye my Friend Bro


I laughed when he said 'I made the samp' I have heard this a LOT from desperate people :P

'Jay' is me btw :P