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cmg4life
14/12/2008, 12:30 AM
Hi, i managed to get a pretty nice Processor from a looser, i already have one in the pc, how to i mix them or how do i make a dual core or smthin ? :D :lol:

Redgie
14/12/2008, 01:06 AM
To make a dual core, open the case and place the new processor next to the old one.

If you don't realise what a phail you've made, you should go to a computer shop, and not risk ruining your PC >.<

Norn
14/12/2008, 01:09 AM
To make a dual core, open the case and place the new processor next to the old one.

If you don't realise what a phail you've made, you should go to a computer shop, and not risk ruining your PC >.<


Are you serious? Lmfao..

cmg4life
14/12/2008, 02:21 AM
dudes be serious ... how da fack can i do it ? XD

Y_Less
14/12/2008, 03:10 AM
Wow, I didn't think anyone was that clueless! A dual CORE is not a dual CPU, it's two cores on a single die. If you want to make a dual core you would need masses of electronics knowledge and a personal chip fabrication plant. What you're trying to do is two processors, not one dual core processor.

Please, don't EVER try opening up your PC if you don't even know that!

juio1234
14/12/2008, 05:07 AM
lmao mix them

kc
14/12/2008, 09:49 AM
Is your new cpu better than your current one?

Is your new cpu compatible with your motherboard?

Are you sure its a cpu?

If you answered yes to all those questions, then you could replace your current cpu with the new one.

I recommend going to a local pc shop for you to do this, although it isn't very hard.

Lazlow.
14/12/2008, 02:04 PM
To make a dual core, open the case and place the new processor next to the old one.

If you don't realise what a phail you've made, you should go to a computer shop, and not risk ruining your PC >.<


http://www.latinoreview.com/images/user/picard-facepalm.jpg

For the TS,

What are you trying to do, upgrade your CPU so you can have a faster dual core or what?

Baff
14/12/2008, 02:18 PM
1. take a deep breath
2. ...
3. grab a hammer
4. THE HIT YOUR BIG HEAD WITH IT
5. blju blja blju

Lazlow.
14/12/2008, 02:20 PM
1. take a deep breath
2. ...
3. grab a hammer
4. THE HIT YOUR BIG HEAD WITH IT
5. blju blja blju


Sounds just about right.

weedarr
14/12/2008, 03:29 PM
Use blue tak, then stick it ontop of the other one, if your fan doesnt fit then dont worry, it wont get that hot.

WeeDarr

cmg4life
14/12/2008, 04:59 PM
then how to put 2 cpus on same board ? :D :lol:

Y_Less
14/12/2008, 05:01 PM
You can't unless the board is specifically designed for it.

kc
14/12/2008, 05:09 PM
Use blue tak, then stick it ontop of the other one, if your fan doesnt fit then dont worry, it wont get that hot.

WeeDarr


Yes, but weedarr is trying to trick you. you use selotape - not blue tak...

Antironix
14/12/2008, 06:02 PM
then how to put 2 cpus on same board ? :D :lol:

Well first you pick a board, let's say a surfboard -> http://www.secondhandboards.com/
Then get some canvas tape -> http://www.cchobby.nl/product/11445-4920-449076/Canvas-tape-silver-50mm-x-50m.html
Then take the both CPU's and stick them to the tape and then stick the tape to the board.

Voila, you now have 2 cpu's on ONE board.

(This also works with even more CPU's)

domidom
15/12/2008, 08:46 PM
Everyones being a bit out of order just because cmg4life didnt know something...
Here is what to do:
1. Get a lot of copper wire
2. Attach and solder a peice of copper wire to each and every pin on BOTH chips.
3. Connect all the copper wires together, maybe in a project box, just for the fun of it.
4. Attach a car battery to any 2 of the copper wires, obviously not giving a shite about polarity.
5. Leave.

kaisersouse
15/12/2008, 09:05 PM
Lick it

domidom
15/12/2008, 09:17 PM
Lick it


No thats just unrealistic... Silly kaisersouse.

ғαιιοцт
15/12/2008, 09:31 PM
put sandwiches and coke on the 1st processor (you may need fristi to if it isn't sticky enough)
make shure it gets sticky so the 2nd processor wil stick verry good on it
than take a picture and post it here
I'll check if you did it correct (and than i put the picture in my signature and make fun of it ><)

succes ;)

Antironix
15/12/2008, 09:48 PM
Lick it


If you tried that before, how does it taste with that pasta on it? ;)