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Forum: General 27/09/2013, 03:56 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 3,249
Posted By shitbird
Re: SAMP Bot-Wanking man.

I'm sorry, I couldn't resist the urge.
Forum: Everything and Nothing 11/08/2013, 02:19 PM
Replies: 108
Views: 6,425
Posted By shitbird
Re: Split up with girlfriend - your worst feeling ever

Hit the gym, and forget her. Worked for me. :)
Forum: Everything and Nothing 04/08/2013, 01:11 AM
Replies: 63
Views: 4,772
Posted By shitbird
Re: Hundreds of words to avoid using online if you don't want the government spying on you

So I was walking down the road when all of the sudd-Waihopai, INFOSEC, Information Security, Information Warfare, IW, IS, Priavacy, Information Terrorism, Terrorism Defensive Information, Defense...
Forum: Everything and Nothing 30/07/2013, 06:52 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 1,386
Posted By shitbird
Re: Looking for a decent laptop

The processor is a bit lacky. I'd suggest you find something with a faster clock speed, preferably beyond 2.x
Way too much ram, you'll never need that much, especially when you're not rendering and...
Forum: Everything and Nothing 28/07/2013, 09:55 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 1,386
Posted By shitbird
Re: Looking for a decent laptop

NVIDIAŽ GeForceŽ GT 735M 1 GB

This is a rebrand from one of their elder gpu's, and as such, granted that you wish to play newer games at medium to high settings, I guarantee you will find it...
Forum: Everything and Nothing 26/06/2013, 10:57 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 6,796
Posted By shitbird
Re: Samp server on android

I'm pretty sure your phone would overheat in a matter of seconds, and continuous overheating would also presumably damage the components within the phone.

I mean, have you ever tried doing simple...
Forum: General 25/06/2013, 01:54 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 806
Posted By shitbird
Re: Question about Virus

http://www.amazon.co.uk/GRAND-THEFT-AUTO-SAN-ANDREAS/dp/B003ABM1FS/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1372165145&sr=8-1&keywords=gta+san+andreas+pc
Forum: Everything and Nothing 25/06/2013, 12:36 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 1,135
Posted By shitbird
Re: Selling money on NGRP

Why thank you for for telling us.
I wonder what great use this information can provide.
Forum: Everything and Nothing 23/06/2013, 08:23 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 1,578
Posted By shitbird
Re: Looking to join in a growing RP community

Oh I wouldn't. Yet he should still include some of his work to at least make an attempt to justify his request.
Forum: Everything and Nothing 23/06/2013, 08:13 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 1,578
Posted By shitbird
Re: Looking to join in a growing RP community

That's great and all, but the very least you could do is to describe what you have managed and developed before.
Forum: Everything and Nothing 22/06/2013, 09:41 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 1,188
Posted By shitbird
Re: Need Help Against SPAMMING Bots!

Let's not start assuming too much, please. Nobody knows what forum software he is using - not that it matters anyhow.

This does not only happen on nulled versions of forum software. I've had...
Forum: Everything and Nothing 22/06/2013, 10:57 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 1,188
Posted By shitbird
Re: Need Help Against SPAMMING Bots!

Hi,

Install re-captcha by ******. I've had multiple forums installed before, and this always helped minimize the bots flooding my forums. If you're not expecting 900 registrations on day one, an...
Forum: Discussion 22/06/2013, 12:21 AM
Replies: 37
Views: 6,705
Posted By shitbird
Re: samp "revolution"

Agree with pretty much everything bar two things - the server being open source. I can't even begin to imagine how spread the community would become. We'd have multiple communities running their own...
Forum: Everything and Nothing 19/06/2013, 04:14 PM
Replies: 74
Views: 4,605
Posted By shitbird
Re: Should a government be allowed to spy your net activities?

I don't particularly care if they do or not.
Forum: General 14/06/2013, 08:46 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 2,879
Posted By shitbird
Re: One of the most retarded servers in SA-MP.

If you think that's bad, here's an example of an administrator in a newly launched roleplaying community "welcoming" a potential roleplayer, simply abiding the rules and reporting a hacker.
...
Forum: General 03/06/2013, 07:52 PM
Replies: 59
Views: 7,726
Posted By shitbird
Re: New Ban System in Development

I actually wouldn't mind downloading software to prevent hackers from ruining the game. In fact, I've been hoping someone would do this sooner. However, with software like this, the detection should...
Forum: Tutorials 07/05/2013, 09:21 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 783
Posted By shitbird
Re: KickGun Creation Tutorial.

This will not work, and I'll give you a few hints as to why:

"PlayerInfo"
"GunsBeingRemoved"
Forum: Everything and Nothing 04/05/2013, 03:39 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 3,774
Posted By shitbird
Re: Does My Laptop Supports Games?

This laptop is stronger than the one I had some time ago.

You will be able to play grand theft auto san andreas, but your computer will overheat and presumably damage your components eventually....
Forum: Scripting Help 02/01/2013, 11:40 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 2,171
Posted By shitbird
Re: Simplest way around this?

The easiest way to go around that problem would be to not store the vehicles in their own database - but store the vehicles in the user accounts database, rendering the actual server-sided vehicleid...
Forum: Everything and Nothing 03/11/2012, 03:46 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 2,113
Posted By shitbird
Re: Favourite Alcoholic Drink

Speedball.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/59/VodkaRedBull.jpg

I don't drink because I feel "tough."
I drink because I actually enjoy it.

I enjoy the possibility to take a...
Forum: Everything and Nothing 01/11/2012, 01:56 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 2,819
Posted By shitbird
Re: Old TV Shows vs New TV Shows?

I like the shows being shown currently. :D
How I met your mother, Criminal Minds, Rookie Blue, Blue Bloods, you name it. :)
But I'll never forget the FRIENDS show.
Forum: General 23/10/2012, 12:04 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 1,306
Posted By shitbird
Re: [Sorry] I have something to say

Pay up, and thy sins shall be forgiven.
Forum: General 05/10/2012, 06:33 PM
Replies: 80
Views: 12,390
Posted By shitbird
Forum: Scripting Help 27/09/2012, 07:30 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 622
Posted By shitbird
Re: Runtime Error ~ AKA Annoyance.

Update your streamer plugin, and re-compile the scripts using it.
Forum: Everything and Nothing 23/09/2012, 09:33 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 1,260
Posted By shitbird
Re: SMF Help

A vBulletin license is 195$
Move to a quality host, such as www.hostgator.com.
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