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Old 28/09/2008, 12:55 AM   #1
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Old 28/09/2008, 03:11 AM   #2
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KaiserSouse: sometimes when i make a big poop my nose starts to bleed
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Old 29/09/2008, 05:00 AM   #3
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Quote from: RayW on July 02, 2008, 09:49:31 am
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Oooh.. sorry Do you have a girlfriend? My sister is single...

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Old 04/10/2008, 05:57 PM   #4
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[21:36] <Andre9977> I'm a GTA:U tester
[21:37] <MetallicBlue> who gets to see it?
[21:37] <Andre9977> could i have it?
[21:37] <Kye> MetallicBlue: me
[21:37] <MetallicBlue> oh
[21:37] <Andre9977> oh
[21:37] <[K4L]Leopard> oh
[21:37] <Vetle> oh
[21:37] <Some0ne> oh
[21:37] <Luxeon> oh
[21:37] <Lon> no
[21:37] <Doerfler> oh
[21:37] <Luxeon> oh
[21:37] <@Kye> ah

xD oh oh oh oh oh oh oh ..... kye ah
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Old 07/10/2008, 06:01 PM   #5
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<JavaUser9> mabako is noob
<[USF]Gabriel> ^^
<JaTochNietDan> :O
<mabako> exactly
<JaTochNietDan> where is westie he stole my cat

Being on #sa-mp channel is so fun..

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Old 07/10/2008, 06:10 PM   #6
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Quote from: RayW on July 02, 2008, 09:49:31 am
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Oooh.. sorry Do you have a girlfriend? My sister is single...

lol?
that was wierd xD
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Old 16/10/2008, 04:24 AM   #8
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Westie
A quote from my Granddad.

Quote:
Granddad: She looks like Helen.
Auntie: No she doesn't.
Granddad: Yes she does. She'll go with anything with a dick.
Ever since his stroke, he has became very liberal.
lol I cannot imagine my granddad say dad o:
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Old 16/10/2008, 01:00 PM   #9
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Quote:
[20:50] [chat] [FifixD]: how to add a nitro object to car
[20:50] [chat] [[WRC]_Shakal]: get in
[20:50] [chat] [[LVF]Madalin2009]: not a serious one
[20:50] [chat] [[WRC]_DiViDi]: kurrr
[20:51] [chat] [MaVe]: lol ..
[20:51] [chat] [[WRC]_DiViDi]: nie moge wsiasc
[20:51] [chat] [[WRC]_DiViDi]: idziemy z tego serwa
[20:51] [chat] [[WRC]_DiViDi]: ;/
[20:51] [chat] [[WRC]_Shakal]: tera??
[20:51] [chat] [[WRC]_DiViDi]: no
[20:51] [chat] [FifixD]: how to add a nitro to car
[20:51] [chat] [FifixD]: how to add a nitro to car
[20:51] [chat] [[WRC]_DiViDi]: dupa
[20:51] [chat] [FifixD]: how to add a nitro to kart
[20:51] [chat] [FifixD]: how to add a nitro to kart
[20:51] [chat] [FifixD]: how to add a nitro to kart
[20:51] [chat] [FifixD]: how to add a nitro to kartt
[20:51] [chat] [[LVF]Madalin2009]: failed.
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[09:56] [part] nick_99 has left the server (4:1)
[09:56] [chat] [woozie]: lets do kart racing in golf club near Vice city
[09:56] [chat] [woozie]: lets do kart racing in golf club near Vice city
[09:56] [NEWS]: Player Brandon1992 started a votekick on [LVF]Madalin2009. [Reason: why not] - 30 seconds Remaining.
[09:56] [chat] [[LVF]Madalin2009]: nooo
[09:56] [chat] [woozie]: haha
[09:56] [chat] [[LVF]Madalin2009]: wut
[09:57] [part] [LVF]Madalin2009 has left the server (3:2)
[09:57] [chat] [Luan5006]: rofl
[09:57] [chat] [Brandon1992]: lol
[09:57] [chat] [woozie]: xDDDDD
Console input: say FUCK YOUBOTH
Console input: say FUCK YOU
Console input: say IM GONNA BAN YOU IDIOTS
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[11:53] [chat] [[LVF]System]: Stop shooting on my boat.
[11:54] [chat] [[LVF]System]: I bought it.
[11:54] [chat] [[LVF]System]: Lies.
[11:54] [chat] [[LVF]System]: I only see lies.
[11:55] [chat] [[LVF]System]: A Streak?
[11:55] [chat] [woozie]: SUX
[11:55] [chat] [woozie]: that camera
[11:55] [chat] [woozie]: what the hell
[11:55] [chat] [woozie]: im spectating YOUR train
[11:55] [chat] [[LVF]System]: You bastard.
[11:56] [chat] [woozie]: LOL
[11:56] [chat] [[LVF]System]: Goodbye, my friend.
[11:56] [chat] [[LVF]System]: Is this meant to be New York or what?
[11:56] [chat] [woozie]: wait for me
[11:57] [chat] [[LVF]System]: New York City, here I come.
[11:58] [chat] [[LVF]System]: Oh goodie. What happend with you?
[11:58] [chat] [woozie]: i have speedytram!
[11:58] [death] [LVF]System died 54
[11:58] [chat] [woozie]: nobody will stop me
[11:58] [chat] [[LVF]System]: I will.
[11:58] [chat] [woozie]: Try.
[11:59] [chat] [[LVF]System]: 7kill Woozie.
[11:59] [chat] [woozie]: lol
From my GTA United server logs... -_-
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Old 16/10/2008, 01:10 PM   #10
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Quote:
Originally Posted by A sa-mp server
Jane_Walter: I love sa-mp so much
Jane_Walter: I play this game everyday and never gets bored! I love this game so much!
Jane_Walter:Thanks sa-mp devs for this awesome mod!!! xD
Jone9:Yah I totally agree : )
Jane_Walter: I love you all especially you, kye!
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